What's for lunch /Veeky Forums?

Nice fake guns, fag

yeah. looks like airshit to me

Why is there a hole in your steak?
I'll tell you why because you cooked it so long the fat rendered out. Take your revolver, put the barrel against your neck so the sights are touching your throat and pull the trigger. That's a sure way to kill yourself but I'm sure you'll fuck it up some how.

Why the plastic fork?

That's butter dipshit

Serious question OP.

Is that red mark on your revolver a reflection off the Budweiser can or some kind of skuff?

some salsadogs and fish

Gotta be strong Veeky Forumsbro

So this is the power of white trash

This is some top tier sadness

my wife made it, i usually make more complex stuff like egg ramen

Did you """"""cook"""""" that potato in the damned microwave??

I hope you beat her regularly

You're mistaken sir, those are tube steaks
Mighty fine ones too, a nice tube steak dinner is great for any man

Why can't literally anyone on this fucking board cook or plate properly

I want the fast food shits to LEAVE

Shit tier, overcooked meat.
Immature/plebian palate involved. Input to Veeky Forums not required nor requested.

I hope you had some ketchup with that OP.

Post your dinner literal queer faggot.

>look at me Veeky Forums, I'm alpha as fuck because I'm eating a steak and drinking a beer while my guns are nearby

this ATF thread bullshit needs to stop

pasta because ribeye is for wealthyfucks

No, he's generally OC, it doesn't need to stop. I'm as left as you can get and I own several guns that grandpa gave me, 2 of which were before they even had serial numbers. Fuckoff, you antigun faggots. The guy cooks. He's better than you, although somewhat stupid for throwing up his weapons on the internet.

posted this in k as well?

This is cute. You're a lucky man my guy

>the guy cooks
>clearly USDA choice grade meat
>the fat has already congealed meaning an improper sear
>steak hasn't rested long enough hence the wet plate
>dry as fuck baked potato
>s&p on top of the sour cream
>plastic fork
>an m4 that came with tampons and a training bra
>budweiser aka an un-American beer
>this guy cooks
Your head is so far up your own ass it's resting on your shoulders

I'm not anti-gun, I'm anti douchebags showing them off to make themselves feel badass.

t. wouldn't know which end of a rifle to hold against his shoulder

> 10/18/09

>Sabenza
>Nickel model 27 or 29
>Colt AR with Magpul Furniture
>Sythetic-carpeted living room floor
>Old, scratched Table
>Plastic fork

Unless you're an 25 year-old with good taste in weapons living in a bachelor pad this is pretty fucked up.

>having no depth perception what so ever

take your own advice faggot

>rounds not chambered

8 years later and this image still kills me

Fried egg, on leaves with Tabasco and a drizzling of the butter and olive oil I fried the egg in.

I ran out of food.

toasted sandwich with leftover brisket from last night and hot sauce

I hope you don't really cut on a ceramic plate with that nice knife OP

Was your risotto so terrible that you couldn't show it?

Finally bought an AR again eh?

It pleases me to see a clean and plain AR without a quad-rail and three kinds of optics.

Plastic furniture is underrated, MagPul makes nice handguards, I like the angle of the grip, and the stock looks like it has a nice cheekweld and sits without wobbling.
You gotta step up to some better beer than that pisswater though.

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>Drinks alcohol
>Uses bulky knife as cutlery
>Displays weapons for picture
>It's a food picture

I'll be darned, we have a redneck with tiny penis here boys

But I don't need to insult you, eating cold food bc you wanted to be a complete show off to validate your manhood that you lost in past millennium is punishment enough

Who says it's cold? You need to let a steak sit for at least 7-10 minutes anyway before you cut it, or else you're an idiot

So what'd you have for breakfast sea cay?

that omelette looks tasty. what's on it?

>le thinking man too smart for alcohol
>tiny penor XD
Wow, you sound like a lot more of a pretentious shit than OP is a slightly white trash person.

The chili I cooked yesterday.

I regrettably have no gun to show.

you forgot the most important part
>tripfag

>oatz with banana and apple
>coffee with 2 scoops (cmon)
>not pictured: squats

scoops of what?

protons

Ham, green peppers, Vidalia onion, dried cranberries, provolone cheese. Eggs seasoned with celery salt, Hungarian paprika, black pepper and garlic.

>trench mag
Nice, don't always see those.

Also this is a nicer and classier picture than OP's, by the virtue of the table being clean and the image being clear, despite you drinking from a jar.

>mason jar
y tho

Because he's a wannabe hipster douchebag. What else?

Pizza. We always do a big pizza order on Saturdays because we're sad little office drones that need something to live for.

It's huge.

It's free with purchase of the contents.

You can can with it.

If it breaks then nothing of value is lost.

What do you even buy these days that comes in mason jars?

Everything you post is pure cringe.

jerk

That's actually not a sure way to kill yourself. The problem is some of the gasses will leave the barrel before the projectile itself which can result in your head tilting back and the bullet carving a track through your face instead of your head itself. You might, if you're very unfortunate, be left conscious with your jaw and teeth blown to bits, the bones in the front of your head blown to bits, your nose destroyed, your eyes destroyed, your face effectively split in half, but still alive and capable of feeling the aftermath of your mistake. liveleak.com/view?i=170_1396117152

Put the barrel in your mouth, not under it. The roof of your mouth will prevent your head from kicking back far enough to alter the bullet trajectory beyond impacting your brain.

Canned fruit and veggies from down to the farmer's market.

I got a big Ball jar of pickled veggies from the deli.

:3

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jeez that blood is old as fuck, why didn't he just reload and go again?

probably struggling to cope with the agonizing pain of having your face blown into 2 flaps after attempting to take his own life, along with the realization that now he'll be disfigured/disabled while he spends the rest of his life in a Mexican prison with no women or aspirations.

>taking a photo of their meal along with firearms
do americans really do this?

>he doesn't have a gun to take a picture with
sorry about your freedom

someone came on your steak

Nice famas

Very good and very nice.

Just cooked it and ate it. Can someone explain to me how one side (the larger portion) is a perfect rare but the other end is medium? My 'kitchen' limits me to a single electric hot plate and a skillet. First time to cook shrimp as well. All I did was salt, pepper, and a little bit of oregeno. Cooked them in the juices that was left from the steak. I ask my step dad how to cook them and he said not a second more than three minutes. They turned out very well for a first time. Flipped them once halfway through.

I made a sandwich
2 slices of white bread, mayo on one, butter on other, slice of cheese on both, slice of tomato on both, cucumber on both too, slice of ham and slice of sausage on both, add garlic sauce on top of the sausage for one slice, then I put the slices of bread together.

I already ate it so I can't take a pic

looks like you didn't sear it on the sides

Oh I forgot to mention, I microwaved it for 1 minute after it was prepared. It melts the cheese perfectly.

How long would you sear it on each side for a medium rare?

I do about a minute on the top and bottom, then hold it on it's side and render the edges.

I made a scramble with egg, roasted red pepper, olives, hot giardeniera, and goat cheese.

>m4
>clearly an ar-15

Christ you shit up two boards with this shit? And you crossboards with the same trip? You are now filtered.

Mmmm looks very tasty.

>even the steak looks like a gun
REEEEEEEE

I mean, it would be extremely unlikely for it to be an M4 or M4A1, but without getting a look at the selector and markings, we technically couldn't be sure.

>all of that salt

Why are anti- gunners so obsessed with dicks?
The only people i ever see make the small dick argument are women and anti gunners, and i know why women are obsessed with them.

Holy shit user, is that trench mag?

I mean. Yeah. You have photographic evidence.

hmmmmmm

>Plastic fork and pocket knife b/c too poor for silverware.

White trash welfare queen confirmed.

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For me its the Glock and Cheese

you do realize there is about $3000 worth of guns and knives on that table.

if welfare is paying for that i'd like to sign up

absolute madman

>main course is a well done steak and sour cream with some mashed potatoe
>dessert is some bullets dispensed from my gun utensils
>sticks to my ribs and my walls
fitting and appropriate for you, op

>taking shots of Budweiser

xtreme