find a flaw
Find a flaw
It's not being shoved up my ass at this very moment.
>not a picture of Asuka
haha wow you fucked up again op you fuckup
I don't mean to be a stickler but I think it needs more pepperoni
ditch it like the nigger child it is
What the funk is that?!
Burnt pankake?
It's the new Starbucks frozen pizza. Wash it down with a tasty unicorn frappuccino.
yum
What good is a frissbee that breaks when you throw it?
Looks like a burnt totinos party pizza to me
Looks like bathroom tile in the background. Are you seriously eating your dinner in the shitter?
>not having an oven in your bathroom
What are you, twelve?
Mämmi comes in cookie form?
I was thinking red Baron
Well done steak
Underrated post
I cant. that looks like a flawlessly cooked well done steak.
>be several years ago
>come home from bar wasted drunk
>toss frozen pizza in oven
>lay down in bed
>get woken up by fire alarm
>stumble through the smokey haze and yank it off the wall
>remove the battery
>go back to bed
>wake up sober-er next morning
>apartment is very warm
>thick cloud of smoke
>freak out and run to turn off VERY hot oven
>pizza has transformed into a hockey puck
>have to open every window in apartment to get smoke out
>have to wash all clothes and soak all fabrics in febreeze
>have to scrub yellow stain off every surface/wall/ceiling
>have to literally bleach some spots around oven
>oven permanently stained brown
One of the many amusing anecdotes that reminds me of how happy I am that I don't drink anymore.
>find a flaw
you made a thread
>not heating individual slices in the stove
Your fault man.
>One of the many amusing anecdotes that reminds me of how happy I am that I don't drink anymore.
Do you drink any less?
>find a flaw
It appears to be pure carbon - but isn't a diamond