I plan on getting piss drunk tonight and need some greasy fattening food to devour

i plan on getting piss drunk tonight and need some greasy fattening food to devour.

what's your go-to greasy comfort food?

Pizza

You nailed it.

I get a Baconator or anything from Five Guys

Nachos or Chili Fries.

When I get drunk I would eat 15 of these little jokers

Oooh, the buffalo ones fucked up my stomach lining when I was a kid.

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Gas station sushi, make an omelet and roll it into a pancake, buffalo wings, McGangbang/McDs secret menu type shit.

it's literally why IHOP exists

I like two get two frisco melts from steak and shake w/ a big as shake and then regret it afew hours later and puke it up

worth it everytime

my dude

For me, it's the $5 Fill Up box, only at KFC.

did you request everything to be overcooked, or does it just come that way

>Gas station sushi

AmericaaaaaAAAA

portillos

IHOP are always jews with the prices though.

zaxby's kicken chicken
greasy buttery mess drowned in sauce
just hate they've gone 50% up in price in the last few years since theyve spread and started big advertising campaigns

Lasagna or grilled cheese

It's white people food so of course it's overcooked

Mac n cheese with extra shredded cheese and hot dog slices

Recovering from a party. Made myself a plate of sausages and sauerkraut, really hits the spot.

What the fucks up with that. 5, 6 years ago the prices were fine and the food decent. Now it's expensive and horrible like that picture.

Just order a pizza or some baked pasta dish in a silver tin with extra garlic bread. Or hey maybe if you have no shame like I do order both. I personally favour the pesto cream chicken fettuccine.

and completely unseasoned from the looks of it