I plan on getting piss drunk tonight and need some greasy fattening food to devour

i plan on getting piss drunk tonight and need some greasy fattening food to devour.

what's your go-to greasy comfort food?

Pizza

You nailed it.

I get a Baconator or anything from Five Guys

Nachos or Chili Fries.

When I get drunk I would eat 15 of these little jokers

Oooh, the buffalo ones fucked up my stomach lining when I was a kid.

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Gas station sushi, make an omelet and roll it into a pancake, buffalo wings, McGangbang/McDs secret menu type shit.

it's literally why IHOP exists

I like two get two frisco melts from steak and shake w/ a big as shake and then regret it afew hours later and puke it up

worth it everytime