Sonic

Why don't other fast food places have happy hour where you can get a giant slushie for a dollar?

Because you touch yourself at night.

>Move to Hawaii for work
>4000 miles from the nearest Sonic
It hurts to live.

Because only certain places cater to fat useless fucking autists

>move to washington from arkansas
>not a single sonic in the state
>can't get value nuggies and giant vanilla cokes

it's not fair

The only stuff I get from sonic are the chili dogs, the mozzarella stocks, and occasionally a hpt fudge sundae. I literally never buy one of their deals. Are the 50 cent corn dog days worth it?

>move to washington
>arguably the best place in the US to hunt, fish and gather wild vegetables
>bitches because they don't have _____(((fastfood name))).

Really? Wow!

You have to go back.

I like the ocean water and cherry limeaids

The drinks/sweets are great, but the regular food sucks and they put way too much fucking ice in the drinks

How do you get internet in your log cabin?

If Sonic had a real happy hour, with a bar and alcoholic drinks, and Sonic food, would you go?

dive bars usually make better food than sonic so no

Carefully, very carefully.

Yes there is. Google "sonic in WA" you tremendous moron.

2 Sonic's opened in my area in less than a year
T. Olympia

Steak and Shake has $1 happy hour between 2 and 5 am and pm.

When Sonic opened up in my town I was pretty hyped to try it . I ordered some burger combo with a slushie. Things were going pretty well untill about halfway through my burger I bit into something really hard the stabbed into my gums. Pull out a fucking metal cog from my mouth ,throw the rest of the food away and never go to shit Sonic again

Never had a problem with metal in my food but Sonic's food is in general really terrible.
Only good thing to get there is their ice cream and slushies.

Ice """""cream"""""

Blue coconut is the best

>Implying Arkansas doesn't have God-tier hunting/gathering