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Who has the healthiest diet on Veeky Forums? What is it you usually eat?

Probably me, I only drink around two cups of soda day and limit myself to around 12 ounces of candy / sweets.

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why is this motherfucker smiling at the apples

There's absolutely nothing wrong with this

The fact that this shitter has the time to graze all day like some kind of mindless animal then get a write-up for it is what's wrong with it.

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

Do you also eat a lot of pasta as well?

Not everyone is poor and makes horrible dietary choices

I don't know about healthy but the only times I eat out is if someone else buys

otherwise I make all my food at home, most meals consist of

>tuna
>pbj
>homemade bread
>homemade pizza
>veggies/rice/cheese
>ramen(made healthy)
>eggs