Lets talk Pop-Tarts

Lets talk Pop-Tarts.
We can all agree pic related in the worst flavor and strawberry is the best right guys?

>coworker is addicted to pain meds
>he stops doing his job
>eventually gets fired
>we clean out his locker
>it's full of empty prescription bottles and foil packs of poptarts with only one poptart left in them

A P P L E C I N N A M O N

>having this poor of taste

P E A N U T

B U T T E R

Everything else is over sugared shit

pic related

my fav is bluberry no icing

>discontinued
The pain never goes away

why are these still being made

confetti cupcake is amazing

Pop-Tarts just remind me of how I tried to fuck one last year.

niice

Don't worry user these are considerably worse

I'd fuck a Pop-Tart

Pop-tarts are definitely my favorite prepackaged sandwich

>bluberry

This guy gets i-

>no icing

Wait, what the fuck? No. That's wrong. You're wrong. Stop it.

Worst flavors are all the ones that are trying to be chocolate.

The chalky texture gets me, I dont like cake icing either. Its not so bad on pop tarts but much prefer without.

Icing gets in the way of the bready taste and the inside is already sweet

no, thats dumb

Bow down before the master race of tarts

bro, you were suppose to outgrown this flavor when you started growing pubic hair. I bet you still put butter and sugar on your rice

I think you're the one who hasn't grown up my dude, I bet you still eat that peanut butter and jelly swirled into the same jar

This is objectively the best tasting pop-tart. There really is nothing else to say here..

come on my man, i moved on to crustables like every respectable adult

Toasted or untoasted?

You guys are all wrong

God Tier Flavor

What kind of filthy animal would eat them untoasted?

Frosted ones go in the toaster, unfrosted ones get eaten plain

Poptarts are not sandwiches.

unfrosted ones get eaten by the fucking garbage can like they should.

STRAWBERRY AND BROWN SUGAR
NO ICING

YOU WANT ICING FUCK YOU BUY TOASTER STRUDEL

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Why has no one posted the best flavor for frozen poptarts?
Is it because Veeky Forums doesn't freeze their poptarts? This is the true way to eat the dessert flavors.

Fruit flavors: toasted
Dessert flavors: frozen
Soda flavors and Wildlicious Berry: don't eat
Unfrosted: don't eat

This nigga right here

all poptarts are rather disgusting

Frosted are too sweet.

mods ban this idiot

I personally like Hot Fudge Sundae, Red Velvet, Cinnoman Roll, Chocolate Chip, Wildberry, and Blue Raspberry among others.

This. It's getting harder and harder to find unfrosted where I am.
Only literal children need their food smothered in pure sugar.

I think untoasted ones are best stored in the fridge/freezer, as they taste better cold

I like them as long as they're chilled and not toasted.

I wonder what the percentage of poptarts eaten are toasted? I can't think of a single time I didn't eat it cold

Some taste better toasted, others taste better cold.

I'm afraid to toast them ever since I accidentally started a fire with one as a kid

>Only literal children need their food smothered in pure sugar.
Get off your fucking high horse the whole damn thing is literally sugar.

Right. It's already sugary. So why double it?

so put them in the oven

why the fuck are you guys eating poptarts cold, toasted or room temperature are how they're meant to be eaten

>room temperature

How does it feel being dirt?

i settle for room temperature if I don't have time to toast something in the morning, it is way better than a frozen pastry

For me it is the Cinnamon Roll pop tart, the best pop tart flavor

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not even the hot fudge sundae flavor that specifically recommends being frozen on the box?

I thought both of these would taste like shit, but surprisingly they are amazing... I'm impressed with them actually.

What in god's name

>Filling sandwiched between bread
>not a sandwich

Okay.

This shit makes me throw up its so dry and its not sweet even putting butter on it does nothing

>buttering poptarts
...why didn't I think of that?

I bought the chocolate mocha ones and theyre pretty good.

D I S G U S T I N G

Cherry is not the worst.
Brown sugar cinnamon >Strawberry >Cherry >Chocolate
All frosted or fuck off
The rest you can throw out

Blue raspberry flavor, frozen, and eaten in the summer exclusively

This is the only way to eat poptarts

Maple I understand, but why bacon?

>there are people who unironically microwave poptarts

There is a bakery a few blocks from my old job that sells homemade poptarts. They were amazing but I'm pretty sure I gained 25 pounds just in the time I was there because people always brought them in.

7 seconds in the microwave gets you a perfect poptart

have fun waiting by the toaster though

Strawberry and Cherry taste exactly the same

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Hot Fudge Sundae was my favorite flavor until I discovered these bad boys

I bought these out of pure curiosity. I expected something fucking awful, and yet they were worse.

What do you feel about limited edition ones like Pumpkin, Gingerbread, or Sugar Cookie?

I got these on clearance from my local supermarket for $0.24 each.
[spoiler]They weren't worth it.[\spoiler]

Best flavor is the cereal plebs

holy shit. i hardly remember this at all, but based on the fact that i remember it at all I must agree.

I agree with you there.

My favorite are the sugar cookie ones.

You smoke too much

>my nigga

Every chocolate flavor Poptart is disgusting

The fudge and chocolate chip ones are great

Masterrace detected.

These are really nice on a cold winter day.

Toasted/Heated all the way.

I tried these and holy fuck they were bad.

>Chocolate Chip
Those were a gyp, couldn't taste the chocolate at all and they vaguely tasted of bananas.

0/10

Just heat them in the microwave then, like 10 seconds each.

All pop tarts become better if you freeze them not all the way of course maybe a good tenner in the ice box.

This was my shit back when I ate these little niggers

Forgot pic

Best poptart?..

>Be me, a fuckin boot
>Combat training at camp devil dog
>Long day
>Fucking hot
>Doing IED field training
>Starving my ass off
>Finally time to eat lunch at like 5pm
>Open MRE
>"Breakfest pastry?"
>It's a fucking cinnamon poptart
That's the best poptart.
Favorite is Blueberry though.

Absolute fave

I like the Wal-mart ones because they're cheaper and the crust is firmer. Does buying these make me white trash?

Enriched Wheat Flour [Contains: Niacin, Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate (Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Folic Acid], Corn Syrup, Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Palm And/Or Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oils, Fruit From Concentrate (White Grape, Strawberry), Whey, Glycerine, Modified Cornstarch, Precooked Corn Meal, Leavening (Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Baking Soda), Salt, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Color Added (Includes Red 40, Blue 1), Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Potassium Sorbate (A Preservative), Gelatin, Modified Soy Protein, Vitamin A Palmitate, Reduced Iron, Niacinamide, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Riboflavin (Vitamin B6), Thiamin Mononitrate (Vitamin B1), Folic Acid.

Do Americans really eat glycerine?

Yeah, why?

I always wondered if dudes would get poptarts in their MREs, that still happen?

Glycerine isn't really THAT uncommon in foodstuffs around the world, you'll see it here and there, even in your country.

I meant to name a different one.
Anyone not blind can randomly touch a part of that list and land on a poisonous synthetic chemical.

HOLY SHIT! MODIFIED SOY PROTEINS!

Poisonous to what? Not people.

This happened 2 years ago, so I'd assume so.

10 Of those chemicals are rated hazardous to humans.

Did you know that tablesalt is lethal to humans

Pretty much.
I'm referring to side effects here.

In toaster pastry-sized doses? Why are they allowed to be used if they're toxic?