HEY Veeky Forums

I FUCKED UP

...

Yes you did.

Fucking kek

What did you do user?

IT'S EDIBLE I SWEAR IT JUST DONT LOOK FINE

This is the process of learning. Don't quit.

McNugget, is that you?

Oh jesus I thought that was some nasty looking spaghetti

For me, it's gotta be pink slime. The best cake.

Did you try to apply the frosting while the cake was still warm? Also, this is why you do a crumb coat.

i baked the cake last night while i was super drunk
recipe called for two pans, i used just one, it failed, tried to cut into it and that happened.

Holy christ! Did you grind meat when it was at 90F?

Vegetarians think "pink meat" is nasty and then turn around and eat chemically extracted gluten protein soy substitutes made by chinese back alley food chemists.

I'd eat pink slime burgers over toxic soy protein emulsifications any fucking day.

is it a combination of poor lightning and a fuckton of cocoa or is it burnt to a crisp? also, why did you put liverwurst on it?

>also, why did you put liverwurst on it?

my sides, where have they gone?

i dont get it? it just looks like a shitty home made cake

>shitty

Oh, I think you get it.

The joke is that it's actual fecal matter

you used your menstrual blood, didn't ya?

Anyway, the crumb coat is the key in the future. Put a thin shitty layer of frosting all over the cake, and then add a second finished layer on top of that. It'll keep everything from sliding around.

This is why a Veeky Forums potluck would be absolutely haram.

put googly eyes on it

Eeeeeew

That is the worst steak I've ever seen

KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAA

All those poor dead peeps...

You know what you must do.