Why is Hardees so fucking disgusting?

Why is Hardees so fucking disgusting?

There was a time probably 15 years ago right after their rebranding when they used to be a top competitor burger chain. But that was long ago. The last 3 times I've gotten their Frisco burger it's been cold to the core and dry. I will never eat there again for the rest of my life. BK and McDs are better than this trash.

This basically sums it up. Early 2000's they had GOAT burgers, but all their shit is low quality now, even the thickburgers.

The last time I went there, some sloth like mutant served me my food and drink lukewarm. Never again.

I had one and it delivered.

Stopped going after they ceased Fried Chicken service. They make good biscuits and gravy though.

The first time I ate there the burger I got was greasy as fuck, like even the wrapping for it was greasy.
Then after a few years Im driving to Kansas City where I ended up trying Carl Jr. again, big mistake, ended up feeling sick for a good portion of the drive.

Because they spend money on shitty marketing with photoshopped whores and food instead of actually making good burgers

That hurts my soul to look at. I'm skinnyfat myself, but how do you let yourself get to that state?
I figure it's not hormones.

Given the choice between McDonald's (which, food aside, has a 20% chance of just getting the fucking order right) and Hardees across the streeet that is always fresh, polite, correct, and tasty as fuck? Please.

they somehow manage to have dry burgers and greasy buns
it's bizzaro world there

Short long sleeve? Long short long sleeve?

Idk ya'll but the Hardee's i go to is still great. Only thing thy has suffered in the long run is the frisco breakfast sandwich

>he doesn't like the hooves

that's just how t-shirts look when they're 6XL, at least that's what my friend told me...

You mean the bones? Hooves get chopped off and sent to the factories that make school glue, jell-o and poptart icing. Dat gelatin

fuck man..

the autism meme hasn't been funny in about a decade. try to keep up. or at least try to learn what autism so you don't sound retarded yourself. like in your post.

What the fuck is Hardees? You mean Carl's Jr.?

I bet you fucking say "pop" too.

Same, and what's with this "before the rebrand they were better" meme. Pre rebrand it was dollar menu tier McDonalds garbage at double the price. It was shit beyond measure. My local one is now one of the top fast food places IMO.

I bet you don't even have a Culver's

that's not even the best pic desu

swag

This is only interesting because most of the time the Asian girl will steal the show in a picture, but in this one she is 3 tiers below the other girls in the picture

>girl
>hover handing another girl

You have the tiny man with the tiny head?

Brought to you by Carl's Jr™

There's a rule about no touching in those pictures.

Explain

You can take a picture with the Laker girls but no physical contact.

Literally /ourgirl/

Ye, but why not? So they dont get too disgusted, or what?

Because the Laker girls are such divine creatures that allowing unwashed Hardee's commoners to touch them would defile their perfect, virgin bodies.

...

They work in Los Angeles.

I don't get it. Murrican culture is weird.

Well I dont drink baking soda so why would I say soda user?

Someone should let Chad know about this rule

Looks like he's missing a few brain cells like every Los Angeles sports fan

You mean mexicans?

That's rude of you to say.

Mexicans are nice people

not her?

She's also wearing 3 fewer layers of make up. Year later she upped her face paint game and got hired as a Carls Jr. girl, see

They look like cardboard cutouts
The blonde on the left is some uncanny valley shit

All my local Carls Jrs have dropped half their menus over the past year. They dropped the Green Burrito menu, now turkey burgers are gone, and I'm pretty sure they slashed a lot of other items too. It's like they're slimming down but their remaining menu is still shit quality and they can never get an order right.

This woman look like she has Conn's Syndrome. I would not be surprised if she has a buffalo hump.

>but in this one she is 3 tiers below the other girls in the picture

that's the hottest part though

>you will never be an average girl that gets seduced into lesbian experimenting by super model cheerleaders

Is he /ourguy/?

she will be in the valley soon enough doing porn

there's nothing wrong with following your dreams

>Carls Jr/Hardees ads
CRUNCH

They use sheets of paper to avoid actual contact, like a hand condom.

These photos make me feel bad

There was a whole wall full of pictures from that day. There were a lot of mentally retarded people in the photos; I think a local assisted living facility must have brought their residents to it or something.

There were also some normal people, including a couple of kids who got a LOT more attention from the cheerleaders.

What's not to get. There are creeps out there who will take the opportunity to grab a handful of ass or possibly worse (ie. semen handshakes in Japan). So this is to protect them.

You've seen the pictures here, if you were a chick would you let these men touch you?

There is something seriously gross about the texture of carls Jrs meat. I eat fast food all the time so I'm not against fast food meat in general. Its just got a disgusting texture and look to it that looks weird to me.

I mean look at that. The texture is so weird. Even McDonald small patties have a better texture. It looks like a microwave burger patty.