*yolk breaks*

*yolk breaks*

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THERE'S A NONSTICK PAN IN HERE
COME COOK IN MY APARTMENT HERE
I FRY IN THE PROCESS
YOU FRY IN THE PROCESS
KETTLE CORN BOWL HARD SHIT

What kind of egg is that?

>Condom breaks

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A broken one

>*yolk breaks*
>So you might be wondering how I got into this predicament

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Underrated

broken yolk is a good thing.

Take that back

>Get a double yolk.
>One of them breaks after watching for a few seconds.
>It fucking sticks.

kek

Nothing wrong with that.

Kek

Thank you for ruining my breakfast.

Brew.. is that a plastic prop egg?

>want to make scrambled eggs
>yolk doesn't break
>want to make eggs sunny side up
>yolk breaks

>>want to make eggs sunny side up
>>yolk breaks
Literally a non-issue unless you fry just one egg.

>flip it
>cook over hard

The best eggs. Only people that like the consistency of jizz in their mouth disagree

>consistency of jizz in their mouth
You would know.

The yolk is still meant to be runny after you flip it though

This ruins my breakfast 200% of the time

savage

What makes it bad, like would it be too runny?

*throws in trash*

fight me idgaf

OP. If that's a creme egg, Kudos.

kek

>Throw eggs at oven while screaming.
>More eggs.
>Set oven on fire.
>Laugh.
>Throw a fish at the fire.
>More eggs.
>Orgasm.
>Shit out more eggs.
>Thumbs up.

Oh fuck

>tfw I'm all out of pork roll

I can't fucking stop laughing

this is why I always crack them into a small bowl first

It's because you didn't charge your pan first.

why do americans do this to their toast?

Do what?

>drinking egg yolks
my nigga

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i always break the yolk

I don't care. Still tastes good if the egg is good to begin with.

kek, nice digits

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>literally just buttered toast
>"lol why do americans do this?"
Are you too poor in your shithole country to afford a stick of fucking butter?

kek

Butter is shit anyway.

Am I the only person who hates runny yolk? I have 2 eggs every morning and I intentionally break the yolks and cook them solid

>Am I the only person who hates runny yolk?
Yes.

Does Veeky Forums fry their eggs in butter or olive oil?

>yfw you break the yolks on purpose

You're not. Runny eggs are disgusting. Might as well just blow your nose into the pan.

"Vulcanized" is the only way to go.

lel

Bacon grease.

keep lying to yourself egg breaking brute

bacon grease is to be washed down the drain silly

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I do happen to like jizz in my mouth thank you very much.

Am I the only one who thinks it tastes better like that?

That's very clearly orange juice.

Pan..nice and hot.

best option

rachael ray trick: crack egg into a bowl, then put into pan.

dont use a curved pan as egg will run straight to the edge. wait till bottom of egg has sealed before you try to flip it.
hope that helps.

You sound like the faggiest redditor ever.

Pro-Tip: Crack an egg into a cup, then pour cup into a bowl, a plate, a mug, and finally onto the pan.

You'll love doing those extra dishes!

that;s a lot of butter. and people talk shit about Americans.

Get fresher eggs

Look at that.

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A black dude on /b/ taught me to make eggs perfect

*baby chicken dies*

Did he also teach you to stand back while he fucks your mom? Im jacking off.

That's not blood, idiot; it's just myoglobin.

Oh, wait. It's blood.

>when yo lady mean as fuck on her moon cycle and makes you breakfast

Fun fact: that's called a lash. Basically a chicken ovulated and a chunk of the ovary ripped away and was caught up in the process and a shell was built around it. Lashes can range from small to the entire tube ripping out, laid with the egg or inside it.

Source: me I'm a fucking chicken keeper

You're welcome.

That looks like a duck egg OP
I love em but the whites get wayy too fucking runny so I tend to just use the extra creamy and rich yolks for other things

>the yolk falls off

*lose my shit because I'm a grumpy cunt in the morning and my eggs must be perfection*

>Frank
>Give me a pork roll egg and cheese
>If you please
>On a kaiser bun

the morning of my first ever date with a girl I decided to have a fried egg for breakfast. it slipped off the spatula when I was removing it from the pan. being 16 and having used far too much oil I got hot oil in the face when it landed in the pan and I had to go the movies with red marks all over my face.

FUCK eggs.

i use olive oil sometimes coconut oil, vegan

How many chickens do you have?

Been thinking about getting a very small amount of chickens for the eggs.

Sour grapes, senpai.

You must like drain clogs.