Oatmeal? Are you crazy???

Oatmeal? Are you crazy???

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I like flavorless gruel, okay?

Daily triggered ketofag thread

>oohhh noo it has muh carbs it's TOXIC meme :(((((((

Serious question:
How to make oatmeal taste good without making it sweet? Would mixing in a little cottage cheese work?

Try toasting the oatmeal in a cast iron pan before cooking it in water, this improves both taste and texture

>in a cast iron pan
I wish I had one. Thanks for the advice tho.

Oatmeal tastes fucking delicious if you get stuff that was actually bred for flavor rather than the standard stuff bred to have the highest possible yield. Try something like this, it's delicious without adding anything to it.
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I normally like fruit with mine, but I suppose that tastes sweet?

Cottage cheese sounds pretty nasty to me, but you might like it.

If you want to go a different route then you can make the oatmeal savory. Cook it with vegetable or chicken stock instead of water. Add diced or chopped veggies.

Peanut butter, egg, or spices

i used to eating natural peanut butter w/o added sugar. so i just add that and some cinnamon.

>ansonmills.com/products/38
Can't have nice things in my country.
>egg
You mean boil it and dice it in?
>peanut butter
That might work. Don't like cinnamon tho.
Thanks everyone for the advice. Will try something tomorrow for breakfast.

Pussy

Peanut butter, this user knows what's up. Any recommendations on specific spices or style of egg?

Also, I made some fermented oatmeal a few days ago. Probably too polarizing of a taste for most, but damn good if you're into that.

neck yourself

Cinnamon.

I tried mixing in cottage cheese once. It was ok but not really great. I'd rather eat them separately.

Oatmeal is great. Especially the one that has 4 different corn.

Feed it to a horse, eat its shit. Has to be better than the oatmeal itself.

I remember when I used to have oatmeal with diced apples and a spoonful of peanut butter for breakfast every morning. Good times.

Id eat horse shit

kys

>steel cut oats
>cook half way through w/ 1 cup water
>put 3/4 cup almond milk in half way along with sum cinnamon, stevia, and vanilla
>let it finish cooking
>once it's done stir in some chopped banana
>let it sit with lid on and suck up banana flavor
>finish a fistful of raisins and a bit of PB
GOAT

finish WITH a fistful of raisins and a bit of PB*

Somewhat related, what's everybody think about grits? just take a hot bowl, add salt, butter, pepper, maybe some garlic & onion and you got yourself a nice breakfast going.

Am I the only one that got the mlp reference?

Grits are the superior porridge

>mlp
kys

I think it's a reference to that show about small horses for little girls and adult men

Yeah but you got the reference. What does that say about you?

i just add a half teaspoon of honey.

If you don't like sweet, salted is the traditional way to go. It's not my bag, but it has been a staple around the world. Toss in some berries while it is still cooking and salt to taste.

Once a week ok

I had a bowl for breakfast. I usually add some peanut butter granola for extra flavor.

which is why Barneyfags should die

Who are you quoting?

I don't think you're supposed to eat hot bowls.

someone who's clearly better than him.

kek

The moment I had Cream of Wheat for the first time I never bought oatmeal again.

Cream of Wheat is so much better than oatmeal holy shit.

-peanut butter
-salt and paprika

Add some granola to it, gives it a nice crunch.