Love eating pickles

>love eating pickles
>decide I want to make a garden to grow picles
>look up how to grow them
>turns out pickles aren't actually a thing but are just cucumbers left in vinegar forever
MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE, WHAT THE FUCK

Stupid American

I was shocked to learn this too. I don't eat pickles anymore but cucumbers are fair game.

Then grow cucumbers?

>literally not knowing this by 5 years old
I mostly raised myself, and it surprises me how fucking ignorant some people can be.

IIT: best brine for pickles.

wow, you're life must be shit

Until I was like 12 I never had hash browns anywhere except mcdonalds.

Then one day I ordered hash browns not at mcdonalds and they brought this pile of amorphous potatoes all falling apart and stuff. It was as if someone had taken my hash browns and smashed it.

you will be very disappointed when you learn how a nuclear power plant works

I thought up until a few weeks ago that hash browns were brownies with hash, which would make a whole lot more sense linguistically.

Growing cucumbers is really easy. I had like 6 plants last summer and harvested like 15 kgs.

>turns out pickles aren't actually a thing but are just cucumbers left in vinegar forever
Traditional pickles are left in brine.

This is gonna blow your mind

You can pickle anything

Also you don't have to pickle with vinegar

It surprises me how fucking gullible some people can be.

McDonalds (IIRC, might be misremebering) invented that kind of hashbrown to use bits and pieces from the production of their fries, to avoid waste

>mfw pickled jalapeños

Damn, OP, I learned about this from the fucking Magic Schoolbus show when I was like 3.

These are half sour pickles OP

0 vinegar used :)

I hope you're trolling, OP.

I learned that pickles were cucumbers through Veggietales

Wouldn't pickles be zombies in the Veggie Tales universe?