This fucking place

I don't normally bitch about fast food. I have been a patron of the Colonel, the King, and the Clown at various points and I feel no shame... but this fucking place. Subway is where food goes to die. Its not even that, its purgatory. Everything sucks. If its not the food, its the service. If its not the service, its the other patrons. Some people have roadrage, I have Subway rage. People resort to fast food sometimes. They say to themselves "Im to lazy to cook and don't want spend much or sit in a restaurant for the better part of an hour" so you go get some food. That happened to me tonight.

>Hungry
>Lazy
>Subway only one block away
>Walk to subway
>Wait in line with other midnight wanderers
>One person working the counter
>Food stops being fast food when its slow
>Man walks in and walks straight to the bathroom and asks for the code
>Jaded overworked employee tells him the punch code
>Man takes a step in and then backs out and goes to the employee and asks him for a staxk of napkins
>The employs asks why.
>Man tells him he has to take a shit and theres too much blood on the toilet and sink to do it.
>Employee shrugs and gives him a stack of napkins
>Man goes back to the bathroom and opens the door to go inside
>There is indeed blood splattered on the toilet and sink
>Pay and leave with sanwich
>Appetite gone
>Fuck subway

Just get a cold cut combo with as many vegetables as possible and mayo/sub sauce, it's not worth delving into the rest of the menu especially given the price

>Everything sucks.

I like their cookies.

I hope you shit yourself so hard you burst into flames.

Why is it the fault of the poor fuck who is working behind the counter when somebody dies in the bathroom?

Thats the problem. Its not his fault. Subway is in general so shitty I feel sorry for the man that a bloodsplattered bathroom is something to shrug your shoulders too. All in a days work should include junkies od'ing next to the soda fountain and bloodsplattered bathrooms.

I meant shouldnt.

>too lazy to cook
Walking to a store to grab some bread and some meat should take about as much time as waiting for a shitty sub.
Why pay for some fast food that you can make yourself exactly the same way at home?

Because I have disposable income and i'm not poor like you. Why do something yourself when you can have someone do it for you? You are such a low quality millennial. When I cook I cook because I want to not out of need. People who need to cook are 3rd world fags and starving Europeans. This post is sarcastic.

And there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. When you embrace part of a system you propagate it in its entirety regardless of whether you believe in it or not.