Rate my poached eggs

Rate my poached eggs

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5/10 Needs work.

You need to have a deep vessel so the whites envelope the yolk as the egg descends into the bottom of the poaching liquid. That will hide the egg yolk better. Cut one open and see if you got the temp right.

they look like poison. How long did you 'cook' them?

Not nearly as good as the one in

That's a poached egg like a turd is a well cooked meal.

it looks like you didn't have a fancy wine glass so you just threw them in the water like a fucking cave man

You go, girl! :D

Can't argue with trips. Oh wait yes I can, how does it feel being retarded? The poached eggs in that post were definitely not poached and you are a faggot.

congratulations, you half understood my joke
sorry it made you mad

Well now I feel stupid by replying seriously to a dumb meta-thread.

looks like raw testicles

Is this where someone calls you out for being a retard and you reply that you knew it was a joke all along?

I was just pretending to be retarded

Ooh this is embarrassing sorry guys

how do they look?

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If I like poached eggs, I'd say they look great.

>If I like poached eggs
Well? Do you like poached eggs or not?

Never had one before. I know I don't like runny yolk.