Guys, I'm looking to jew the ever living jew out of some fast food place...

Guys, I'm looking to jew the ever living jew out of some fast food place, right now I'm thinking either Pizza Hut or Wendy's

My method for doing so is this: Look through their policy's pages, find as many coupons as I can from however many years back I can go (looking for since opening), looking for area deals (like around here for Dunkin Donuts, every time the Jets or Giants win, you get a free coffee), and combining as much shit as I possibly can
My only issue is finding the old coupons, so if anyone has suggestions I'm willing to take them

Could this work, Veeky Forums?

Coupons expire.

Not always, depends on what store too

Only one coupon per customer, not valid with any other offer.
You cant do extreme couponing at a fast food joint.

Yeah man, coupons expire.

Do you want to be a real jew? Go to a fast food place and go thru the line. Order whatever. When you get to the payment line just say "Oh shit I forgot my wallet can you cancel it". Then go to the next window and take whoever's food. Congrats you can do this a lot.

A lot of places either got rid of the second window entirely or they just don't use it

Then hang out by the dumpster and wait for them to throw food out

For some reason I don't feel like this would work unless they were incredibly busy.

Not in my local joints.

Of course. There has to be someone behind you.

My fast food spots have 2 windows and 2 drive throughs. It's very easy to do