Watch me make the perfect burger

You wish you could cook like this.

tasticular orallity isn't something you can just create from scratch. Stop lying to people.

>You wish you could cook like this.
Not really, but do go on.

Please don't fucking tell me you're going to put the burger between those two slices of dry ass bread

this is the worst "i am cooking guys" thread

i baked the bread myself too. even ground the wheat
this is the best burger known to mankind

that better be banana bread or you're so fucking fired.

>bread slices instead of a bun

kys yourself opee

Fuck you and everyone you care for, that looks absolutely horrendous.

That's a homunculus of urine and feces.

>wrong cheese
>wrong bread
>wrong bread class

Jesus.

Well at least this works as a shitpost, gave me a decent laugh OP

>tasticular orallity

haven't heard that term since my post grad years at cooking school

you have no class sir.
enjoy your white bread

hire a caretaker, or just eat mcdonalds from now on. It's for your own health.

whole wheat is very healthy. and kimchi is really good too

Cook it in the dishwasher.

Hasn't Veeky Forums taught you anything?

Nice crumb, fag.

Did you make the cheese as well?

just don't put all that garbage together so it tastes like funky dirt and we'll be friends. health food idiots never figure out how to blend taste and health.

perfection

crumb looks like shit

dirt coated cattle with slime coating.

>cheese with kimchi.

cheese and kimchi go well together faggot thats not the main problem

I don't think it looks bad. Looks like sandwich bread

Everyone here bitching but I don't really see the issue nor do I see anyone else's burgers so fuck you McDonald's eating fags

nom

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>still pretending he's having fun eating this fucking thing

>Makes a shitty burger and bread just to le troll Veeky Forums
Fucking state of your life, OP

The bread doesn't bother me but the butter or mayo or whatever and the nasty choice of veggies is what turns me off.

I WANNA ROCK!

just post the video jack

mayo and kimchi

it was good

Im not trolling. this is a world class burger

>kimchi on a burger
>taco seasoning
>looks like shit

nice job pissing everyone off OP

small amount of seasoning.

Even tho I was not impressed with the kimchi and mayo still a decent thread OP so kudos. I'd take 10 threads like this over a single fast food thread.

>testicle orality is an actual term used by "serious chefs"

kek, not only did you spend money on something you can master for free, you had to literally taste peoples balls in the process

on second thought, stick with talking about fast food Veeky Forums it's the only thing you know about

>Its this easy to bait (You)s
This same guy did the same thing last week, except he put his nasty looking undercooked burger on a croissant with a giant handful of red onions.

I hate you because you have so willed it.

You didn't even melt the cheese properly. Drizzle some water around the patty and put a steel bowl upside down over it for 30 seconds next time.

Burgers shouldn't ever have tough bread crusts on top of your slightly chewy ingredients, that's why soft brioche/potato buns are so prized.

I dunno, i've seen the Nyquil chicken and the Sundae Ramen theads.
This isn't a "worst" thread it's just a "shit" thread.

the croisant was better

finally someone got triggered by the cheese not melted compleley yays

i didnt undercook that burger. it was medium rare

you should've called it a sandwich, not a butger

anyways, what cheese did you use?

mozzarella

you got that right for a spicy sandwich, but i think your bread's inappropriate

Looks great op don't listen to these plebs

well it was the only bread i had.

Everything about this is drenched in wrongness.

why?

Bro that bread looks fucking radioactive.

watch me make it here