If Fillet is the Rolls Royce of beef, what is the Aston Martin?

Chuck roast.

Cow tongue. Not even memeing. That shit is exquisite.

Thanks for giving one more opportunity for hipsters to grab it and jack the price 5X what it costs now. Enjoy your $15.00/lb beef tongue in the future, faggot.

The live cow.

Brisket is the Duramax of beef

Fillet is the BMW of beef. Expensive and boring.

Ground beef

Shoulder tender is the fucking Hyundai of beef, looks decent and is tender but has no flavor whatsoever. It's still a cheap cut of meat

Center cut ribeye

Ask this fuckin guy

Porterhouse

IF FILLIT ISDAH ROWS ROYS OF BEEF, WUDIS THE ASTIM MUHTEH?

>I liked it before it was cool!
fuck off hipster faggot

That's the opposite of hipster, you braindead blamphus.

"I liked them before they were cool" is a common cliché that people ascribe to hipsters.

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Brisket, aka the only worthwhile contribution Texas has ever made.