you're not going to die but you're gonna be locked up for a while. whats the last thing you eat as a free man?
You're not going to die but you're gonna be locked up for a while. whats the last thing you eat as a free man?
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A big ol' bucket of fried chicken and some water melon.
a bullet
Pussy
some weird cup noodles and hot sauce concoction with crushed up doritos
buffalo wings with ranch, carrots & celery, and some buttery bread sticks
clam pizza and a chelada
deep fried expensive cheese with lingonberry sauce, and black tea
Mexican/Tex-Mex
I wouldn't mind a good burrito with a taco on the side.
Underrated
a snickers
A condom full of heroin.
A lifetime supply of Ricearoni
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Lean and some weed.
But seriously, probably some baked mac and cheese, some good brisket or sausage, cole slaw, and a couple pieces of nice bread... And some weed.
fuck off retard.
a bullet
>you're gonna be locked up for a while
No I'm not.
DUDE
>Gary Carl Simmons, Jr.: 1996 murderer; executed in Mississippi in 2012 – lethal injection: one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni, a second pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage, 10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese, 10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing, one family size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor, 8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese, 4 oz. sliced jalapeños, 2 large strawberry shakes, two 20-oz. cherry Cokes, one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise, and two pints of strawberry ice cream.
a lockpick
After that, I guess they didn't need to bother with the injection.
Your dad's ass
A bullet
A bullet
A bullet
A bullet
>James Edward Smith, executed in Texas in 1990: A lump of dirt, which was denied. He settled for a cup of yogurt.
A bullet train
>Gary Carl Simmons, Jr.: 1996 murderer; executed in Mississippi in 2012 – lethal injection: one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni, a second pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage, 10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese, 10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing, one family size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor, 8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese, 4 oz. sliced jalapeños, 2 large strawberry shakes, two 20-oz. cherry Cokes, one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise, and two pints of strawberry ice cream. He consumed about half of the meal.
Jesus fucking christ.
>Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates
What an asshole
Sorry no alcohol permitted.
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>Clarence Ray Allen: murderer; executed in California in 2006 – lethal injection: Buffalo steak,Kentucky Fried Chicken, sugar-free pecan pie and sugar-free black walnut ice cream.
Why sugar free? I don't even
Anyone asking for KFC is probably not very bright.
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>Troy Davis, executed in Georgia in 2011, declined a special meal, explaining that "this meal will not be my last".
What did he mean by this?
Well he was right: if he didn't eat it, it wasn't his last meal.
His last meal was the one he had previously.
>Gerald Lee Mitchell, executed in Texas in 2001: Assorted bag of Jolly Rancher candies.
Some people get used to the taste of sugar-free stuff I guess and then start to prefer it.
>Well he was right
He really was. He actually wins in the end.
A Sonny's Cheeseburger fully loaded, well done.
A rack of Sonny's baby back ribs.
Olive Garden Calamari with their signature salad with dressing.
A fuck load of Checkers signature French fries.
A bottle of La Trappe, quadruple Monk ale.
Yo mamma's pussy Nigger.
>will never be this based
A roast pheasant and a glass of 409 with a lemon wedge.
>Order McRib and a Shamrock shake
>Both not available at same limited time
>Time gets extended
>ordering the McRib
>ever
I'll take the chair.
The antidote
>The abolition followed a complaint by a Texas Senator, John Whitmire (Democrat, of Houston), who called the meal "inappropriate".
2 Monster Thickburgers, 2 large fries, and a quart of chocolate milk. May not survive, but I'm gamblin' man.
a bunch of big ol platters of greek food
>greek salad
>deep fried calamari
>grilled octopus
>deep fried zucchini
>tomato balls
>tarama
>tzatziki
>2 bottles of retsina
>dakos crackers for the spreads
>psomi for soaking up the olive oil at the bottom of the salad bowl
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>Democrat
>super-size
I miss it so