So you're sent to a desert island for the rest of you're life, and you can only take one sauce

>so you're sent to a desert island for the rest of you're life

Why?

>you can only take one sauce

Why?

I was born on a desert Island faggot

Ketchup aka sriracha

You look so gay asking why about stupid shit

And yet you responded.

Whats the connection? red pill me

Cholula, but I have a good friend that would pick Franks.

But the reason is important in what choices I make. If you're not going to properly frame the scenario I may as well just pick at random.

I think the high vinegar content in Tabasco would go best with the seafood you're going to be living off of.

Sidenote: When I was a kid playing Monkey Island, I used to fantasize about being deserted on an island. That would be the best existence ever. Eat fruit and seafood, sunbathe, go for a swim in crystal clear water, get into adventures around the island, fuck bitches, drink rum, etc.

>deserted
>fuck bitches