Waiter sets this on your table

>plans to offer
>table service at some locations in New York, Florida and Southern California, as well as many places abroad. It’s coming soon to markets such as Boston and San Francisco

Perhaps you should consider dining on my dick.

They give you 3 for the 20 piece. Also, although they do charge extra, you can usually ask at the window for me for free.

They do in Australia, but only if you order one of their $15 burgers.

I would suck moldy sour cream out of Courtney Love's pussy to have that food right now.

>$15 McDonalds burger

>> What no sauces ?

>you can usually ask at the window for me for free
l-lewd

THE AMOUNT OF NUGS IS INSUFFICIENT
I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD, FRY FLUNKY

The mcdonalds fry is a goddamn masterpiece in fast food. The nugget is meh. Id rather eat dino bites from the oven at home.

can't go wrong when you dinoright

Not waiters but sometimes they will bring it to your table if they're really busy and can't get the orders out fast enough. Then you can kinda pretend you have a McWaiter.

Its hard not to be ashamed when as an adult man you call your best friend and ask if they want to come over for dinobites and videogames.

Create your taste burgers can be well over $30 if you go crazy.

God McDonald's nuggets are so shit, not even worth it for the cheap price, a true quantity over quality story

Well I like the nuggs...

are you fucking kidding me

followed by repressed homosex and touching swords?

*begins sweating furiously*

Can I have like 20 hot mustard sauces to go with it? Thanks.

I was thinking more of a backpack fashion show, and dancing while eating cotton candy

MOTHER FUCKER I WANTED HASH BROWNS

>I GOT THE MEAT SWEATS

...

I'll have the solid gold patty on the carbon-14-diamond-encrusted truffle bun, please.

that's even gayer!

T-thanks?

I only ordered a small fry and plain cheeseburger...

I bet this baby can't even complete the 50 nug challenge!

Sounds fun as shit. Hell, I think I'll serve dinobites for MTG this weekend.

smash the nuggers, give away the shitty mcdonalds fries

We can both be Ronnie

What, are you a fag or something?

For real. Giant homemade nacho platers are my usual D&D contribution when I DM.

"Itadakimasu!"

it's been a long time since I had McNuggies and McFries

>excuse me sir but where is the sweet and sour sauce and ketchup?
>Your tip is already dropped to 35% so be quick

I could finish this to be honest

To be fair, it's not actually that much chicken; maybe three large breasts? The grease would probably be the worst part.

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