What am I in for, Veeky Forums?

What am I in for, Veeky Forums?

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For me
It was pretty mediocre

A ton of sugar and fat

Memes

It's been 2 hours, should we send help?

personally, for me, its the mcchicken

Beetus

I'm ok. It was a lot more meh than I was expecting considering I haven't eaten one of them in like three years.

Is that a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich?

>tfw everybody always goes on about big mac sauce
>grand mac comes out
>never actually had a big mac
>they're 2 for $5 one day
>get two
>couldnt even taste the beef
>just a big mess of lettuce and bread
Incredibly disappointing.
Sauce was fucking great though.

>"big mac" sauce
Prepare to blow your fucking mind.

It's not only thousand island. What else is in it? Mayo?

>American HFCS 'sauce'
No thanks.
Pleb.

You can come pretty damn close by mixing 3 parts mayonnaise, 2 parts ketchup, 1 part yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, grated onion and white pepper. Almost indistinguishable without the myriad chemicals.

Cancer.

Hershey squirts

Should've got a tomato slice on it

The best fast food sandwich, obviously.

Do you happen to know the ratio jack in the box uses on their ultimate cheeseburger? I know it's just mustard/ketchup/mayo but I can never seem to recreate it

>What am I in for, Veeky Forums?

Don't eat that shit.

The greatest chicken sandwich that you've ever had today.

A memechicken

Thousand Island Dressing = Mayo and Ketchup mixed with relish

Big Mac saice = Mayo and mustard mixed with relish

No ketchup in Big Mac sauce, why do you think its yellow, not pink?

I've never eaten at jack in the box. I can't even remember the last time I saw one so I wouldn't know.

Yeah, I've been trying to red pill people on this for a while but it seems everyone is too stupid to care. This classic formula is used by pretty much every major fast food chain and it fucking works

>use 1oz chicken patty
>coat it in breading
>use filler lettuce and sauce
>use filler bread
>inject soy protein into the bread to inflate nutrition profile
>inject soy protein into the chicken to inflate nutrition profile

I think the mcdouble is still a safe bet. Federal law means you can't fuck with ground beef so it's nothing but ground beef and cheese in the mcdouble.

Subway does the same shit too. All filler, no meat.

>Subway does the same shit too
I used to eat there a lot because I always figured "hey it's healthier than mcdonalds, right"'
Boy do I feel like a fool now

Has anyone here ever attempted to recreate the McChicken?
Would make for quite the cook along.

>I've been trying to red pill people

Maybe if you didn't use faggoty language people might take it seriously.

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>faggoty language

Did you read your post before you posted?

Wouldn't be very much to it. Basically just fry a chicken cutlet and put mayo on top.

Bake the buns, make the McChicken sauce, shred the lettuce...

>McChicken sauce
mayo.
its just mayo.

Well grow your own eggs and distill your own vinegar and grow olives for olive oil

Do I need to forge my own cookware too?

no, but raise the chicken

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