What am I in for, Veeky Forums?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What am I in for, Veeky Forums?

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Soft_member
Soft_member

For me
It was pretty mediocre

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

A ton of sugar and fat

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Memes

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's been 2 hours, should we send help?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

personally, for me, its the mcchicken

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Beetus

viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm ok. It was a lot more meh than I was expecting considering I haven't eaten one of them in like three years.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Is that a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich?

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw everybody always goes on about big mac sauce
grand mac comes out
never actually had a big mac
they're 2 for $5 one day
get two
couldnt even taste the beef
just a big mess of lettuce and bread
Incredibly disappointing.
Sauce was fucking great though.

Bidwell
Bidwell

"big mac" sauce
Prepare to blow your fucking mind.

happy_sad
happy_sad

It's not only thousand island. What else is in it? Mayo?

Inmate
Inmate

American HFCS 'sauce'
No thanks.
Pleb.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You can come pretty damn close by mixing 3 parts mayonnaise, 2 parts ketchup, 1 part yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, grated onion and white pepper. Almost indistinguishable without the myriad chemicals.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Cancer.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Hershey squirts

Nojokur
Nojokur

Should've got a tomato slice on it

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The best fast food sandwich, obviously.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Do you happen to know the ratio jack in the box uses on their ultimate cheeseburger? I know it's just mustard/ketchup/mayo but I can never seem to recreate it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What am I in for, Veeky Forums?

Don't eat that shit.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

The greatest chicken sandwich that you've ever had today.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

A memechicken

Spamalot
Spamalot

Thousand Island Dressing = Mayo and Ketchup mixed with relish

Big Mac saice = Mayo and mustard mixed with relish

No ketchup in Big Mac sauce, why do you think its yellow, not pink?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I've never eaten at jack in the box. I can't even remember the last time I saw one so I wouldn't know.

idontknow
idontknow

Yeah, I've been trying to red pill people on this for a while but it seems everyone is too stupid to care. This classic formula is used by pretty much every major fast food chain and it fucking works

use 1oz chicken patty
coat it in breading
use filler lettuce and sauce
use filler bread
inject soy protein into the bread to inflate nutrition profile
inject soy protein into the chicken to inflate nutrition profile

I think the mcdouble is still a safe bet. Federal law means you can't fuck with ground beef so it's nothing but ground beef and cheese in the mcdouble.

Subway does the same shit too. All filler, no meat.

Techpill
Techpill

Subway does the same shit too
I used to eat there a lot because I always figured "hey it's healthier than mcdonalds, right"'
Boy do I feel like a fool now

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Has anyone here ever attempted to recreate the McChicken?
Would make for quite the cook along.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I've been trying to red pill people

Maybe if you didn't use faggoty language people might take it seriously.

Illusionz
Illusionz

youtube.com/watch?v=o2L5RexS0Kw

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

faggoty language

Did you read your post before you posted?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Wouldn't be very much to it. Basically just fry a chicken cutlet and put mayo on top.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Bake the buns, make the McChicken sauce, shred the lettuce...

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

McChicken sauce
mayo.
its just mayo.

takes2long
takes2long

Well grow your own eggs and distill your own vinegar and grow olives for olive oil

iluvmen
iluvmen

Do I need to forge my own cookware too?

happy_sad
happy_sad

no, but raise the chicken