Can you make a cake so tasty that an anorexic would get down on her hands and knees to eat it off the floor Veeky...

Can you make a cake so tasty that an anorexic would get down on her hands and knees to eat it off the floor Veeky Forums?

No. Idk how to bake.

McChicken cake

I'll fucking make one. don't fucking test me.

floor cake

I can honestly say Ive never baked a cake before. The closest thing was brownies out of a box.

Not even a basic bitch victoria sponge?

Jennifer Aniston isnt even hot

put cocaine in it

no. im 30 fucking years old and ive only used the oven for meat, casserole, and boxed brownies. Every time I need a cake, I go buy it at a bakery or make a woman do it.