I'm visiting america next week

whats so funny fuckboi ?

>fuckboi

Hello, random internet teeneger.

Texas is beef rib territory. Also a flyover state not worth visiting. Euroscum will be disappointed by the fact cowboys don't exist and all ranch-hands are Mexicans.

Rendezvous BBQ in Memphis. Although it's in the Beale street area which is touristy, it's an old family owned joint that epitomizes Memphis BBQ.

Ignore.

Literally #1 in the country, more awards than any other smokehouse.

>tfw Yankees do "inbred dixie-trash" cuisine better than the hucklebucks themselves

>american food """""""""""""""culture"""""""""""""""
What food styles does american have a claim to besides BBQ anyway?

Over-indulgent cuisine.

Fast food culture is breddy gud.

Texas makes whatever the fuck it wants, you traditionalist faggot. Beans in chili is good too.

Texans would strongly disagree with you.

I DO need someone to explain the appeal of frito-pies and layered dip.

So my family is from Nebraska. I was surprised with how good the BBQ was there when I visited. We went to a place that I thing was called Grease Row. It was run by the fattest black guy I've ever seen.

He was super nice too, came out and talked to my old man while we were eating, asked how our food was, and talked about the local area. Apparently he and my old man actually went to the same highschool.

The best thing I had there was spicy sausages, the guy made them there and they were solid. Apparently the recipe was something his grandmother taught him. Besides that the stand outs were the brisket and some fucking amazing baked beans.

Texas probably
also most of our states take at least a day to drive through jsyk

>(((awards)))

Texas.

Yes, the Jews rigged BBQ.

Idiot.

Just admit that the concept of going to Harlem scares you, because black people do.

I've had Dino bbq and it wasn't as good in taste or appearance like in OP's pic compared to some little no-name BBQ in Rhode Island.

>more awards

Sure. They swept the Northeast Invitational BBQ competition, kek. I notice they were scared to enter the Memphis in May BBQ competition this weekend. I suspect they won't be attending the American Royal in KC again this year. Surprise, surprise.

Kansas or any very densly populated area along the coast

I litterally live in memphis, we don't have great bbq here unless you are someone who loves to suck down HFCS. is there any place worth checking out besides the smoked baloney place in this shithole?

>NYC based officials give NYC based locations NYC awards
Nobody gives a shit

angry flyover detected

>HFCS
Isn't Memphis known for dry-rub ribs?

They have dry without sauce, too. I agree Memphis sauce is too sweet. KC has some places with a more tangy rather than overly sweet sauce like Memphis.

not in any coastal cuck city

are there even pork ribs in that pic?
top down it looks like
>chicken
>pork belly
>sausage
>some kind of beef, looks almost like brisket
and pulled pork on the bottom left

I can't go to somewhere in this place and eat hypothetical questions. got any locations you all think I should visit before I leave this shithole forever?

Go to the rendezvous. Get ribs. No sauce. Fag.

People don't eat barbecue regularly do they. Texans must shit once a month with their lack of fiber.

>Cowboys don't exist

They are pretty rare, but they do exist.

lads what are some good tv or youtube series going through the regional variations of bbq?

What's not to love about Frito Pie or Dorito Pie (The walk up burger stand next to my old Texas high school used to serve both)? Corn chips, chili, cheese, onions = perfection.
And layered dip (depending on who makes it, what the layers are, and whether it's hot or cold dip) is delicious.

I don't know of any, tbqh, but it sounds like a damn good idea for a series of shows.

This. Savannah GA native and I've eaten BBC all over the south. The best BBQ you have ever tasted will come from a place that you e never heard of, that doesn't advertise, and you'll know where it is by the crowd of people waiting at the door to get in. In any small southern town just ask the locals where to go.

I'm not asking for YOUR opinion. Outside of the heartland no onr eats that shit. I'm asking WHY in a broader sense...is that crap considered delicious?

That's Montana, not Texas.

>Savannah GA native and I've eaten BBC all over the south
I bet you have eaten alot of BBC

Oh goddamn autocorrect BBQ

That's fine. Doesn't change the fact they've won more awards based on Nation wide competition than any other smokehouse on the planet. Odd you'd care so much where high quality food comes from.

My dad is cowboy and I'm will be one to.

If I can drop my anime addiction.

>I can taste pictures

What's life like with Synesthesia?

Argie_go_home.

doesn't seem well reviewd for having to go all the way to madison

why not like both?
what kind of ass hat thinks you cant watch some animu while taking the pony on a short trail ride?

Animefags are more likely to fuck the horse than ride it, in a traditional sense anyway. Slippery slope.

does washing your horse get you all hot and bothered? Also, Most animefags would probably treat a horse better than most horse people. A lot of people who own and use horses are assholes or refuse to update from their outdated traditions on how horse riding works. I would rather ride all week long with someone who watched anime and beat it to bestiality than ride for one day with anyone who thinks derbies aren't abominations of the sin of humanity.

any place in texas, if outside of texas, look for words like J.R.s texas bbq, dicks bbq, hanks bbq,

basically any place that slow cooks their meat in a smoker will have food like that. have fun.

How does a horse want to be treated? Humanizing animals is abuse, might as well fuck them and have your fun.

Watching "Brokeback Mountain" over and over again doesn't make your dad a cowboy.

Reenacting it might...

yes, humanizing them is abuse, but so is shoing them and using bit and bridles, as well as using excessive pressure when it is not needed. Do you see those things in the wild? do you see horses crawl into seperate bushes at night for 10 hours a day? Horses are herd animals. they shouldn't be locked up in seperate cages, it ruins their socialization and makes them more prone to certain illnesses and undesirable behaviors and agressiveness. Babying a horse is just as bad as the "Traditional" horse keeping method.

Lived in the Shakleford banks for a while, wild horses gallop everywhere and are dangerous as fuck, most of them ill/full of parasites, some lame...to the extent of death by starvation. Wild horses have shorter lifespans than domesticated/broken horses.

Factually speaking the ONLY species that lives longer in the wild than in captivity are Great whites, that die very fast after captivation.

Horses also taste great, lovingly tenderizng a horse with your porksword before slaughter just adds to the flavor to savor.

Kansas City

Look for any place that is called a "BBQ pit"

>durr dem horses in the wild sure are dead fast
horses in the wild have to compete for resources and mates while fending off dangers. they don't get fed how we would feed them, don't get treatments for illnesses, and don't get trained to relax instead of panic when a thing happens. Meanwhile, in derbies, horses barely ever live to adulthood before their sold off for the slaughter, ridden to uselessness and then sold to be killed elswhere.

Autocorrect favors frequently used phrases.

I don't see the problem, as lesser beings their lives don't matter and in a VAST majority of the world it's normal to eat them once they've outlived their usefulness. Their lives are extraordinarily more wonderful in captivity than in the wild, you said so yourself.

If you invested THIS much emotion into the homeless population, the world would be a significantly better place to live. The ONLY people who humanize animals and care more about them, are social outcasts that people don't like. You probably DO fuck your horse. Sicko.

any bbq place or the south east in general

Awwww, why so mad?

There's a nice rib between the sausages and the Mac and cheese

>frog posters
>knowing anything about good food

>not enjoying bbq frog legs

Wtf kinda tea sippin', cuzzin' suckin', swamp person are you?

Texas for brisket and steak.
KC for ribs and burnt ends.
SC or NC for pork (a bit of variety here)
Anywhere in between will have decent bbq.

how the fuck can you possibly think that? We have the best BBQ places ever.

>central
>3 little pigs
>interstate BBQ
>corkys

I'm honestly flabbergasted that you're saying Memphis bbq sucks. Pretty much everything sucks here EXCEPT the food

Doctor who fan that frequents a lot of doctor who and Sherlock websites so yes my phone is more used to BBC than bbq

no dumbass, I said their lives are LONGER in the outside and SHORTER in places like derbies, kill yourself.

>winning the prettiest girl at the ugly farm award
?????

...

A wild horse is more likely to break a leg than a race or show horse. Hey, I'm not judging your pony-fucking ways, but own up to it at least.

>bbq is ugly food

Hmm...

>this same butthurt hipster faggot sperging out about "flyover" shit in every Veeky Forums thread

Did you get raped outside the confines of your city or something?

Maybe you didn't get raped, and are still upset about it?

>Veeky Forums is one person

You're talking to more than one person you realize...

That nigger's probably a Brit / Ausfailian anyway...

If Dallas, go to Pecan Lodge.

Memphis has the best BBQ known to man. Just watech yourself in town and only take what you need there. It's pretty dangerous.

Seconded. Memphis has some really good places for barbecue in general. Ex. The Commisary (Did I spell that right?) and some others. But in general, the more south you go, the more authentic the barbecue.

>Texas
>flyover state

Texas is literally the second largest economy in the U.S. and provides a large chunk of oil. Has historical importance and one of the few coastal states on the gulf of Mexico. it's also one of the few states where you can legally marry and fuck your first cousin.

Bourbon is great.

A 600 degree oven cuz that shit looks dry af

Ohio and Indiana grow a lot of corn too, whoopdie doo!!! The space between New York/New Jersey and California, are a garden imporant people utilize for sustenance. Nothing more. Don't speak out of place again, Howling-coyote Rodriguez.

Louisiana is the only saving grace of cuisine in this country, but even that is too "comforting" most of the time. American food culture overall is heavy, too meaty and rarely uses fresh veggies and fruits. I find myself ALWAYS gravitating to Mediterranean foods whwn I want to eat well without meat sweats later.

no they aren't, because a horse in the wild will not be rode to extremes when they are not even adults you dumb nigger

I didn't say it's shit, I said its not great, and for a city this shit, it damn well fucking better be amazing,. Corkies is just a decent chain. I love the aesthetic but I can get that kind of BBQ everywhere. I'll have to check on the other three but I am not hype

>flyover state
>on the coast

A track or circus has constantly level ground and protection from the elements, whereas in nature the surroundings are constantly changing. Drought alone can kill a harass of horses, let alone access to adequate sustenance and shelter.

Wild horses have a significantly lower quality of life outside of a controlled environment. Considering 99% of ANYTHING that's ever lived on Earth is now extinct (without mans intervention or influence) it's safe to say that we as people preserve more species than we displace and ultimately drive into extinction.

You really should consider killing/butchering one of your stable playmates and consume it, you're an apex predator, top of the food chain etc etc etc ...

>sharing a border with Caribbean scum, floating "Latinos" and Mestizo trash, yes... the gulf of Mexico is a "large body of water worth mentioning".

LOL, no one goes to Corpus Christi anymore loser. That fad has been done-zo for 80 years.

>supplies 40% of the United States oil.
>not important
>literally the sole reason the recession is ending

New Jersey is only a place to dump trash and toxic waste. New York is a socialist hole that fooled people into thinking it's important. California and Texas are the only important US states.

Alaska produced 450% more oil than Texas and isn't full of illegals. Checkmate snake-skin boot wearin' faggot.

yah youre right you give us oil
we give everyone science and technology, helping further the human species

fuck you, learn your place

>durrr
you don't know anything about horses. you need to kill yourself. you aren't a cowboy, stick to anime.
Horses may live in natural surroundings but a level track doesn't change the fact that just riding a horse too early can severly cripple it throughout its life, and the rate and ravenous way the derbie rides their horses is worse quality of life. they are stabled, in near constant pain, and die before reaching adulthood. You are a complete dipshit and I would gladly as an apex predator swap your life for a horse if I had the power to.

Only for a few more years. Thanks to rising business costs all the major players are going to Arizona. Most of Boeing and Intel are now Arizona based, soon Apple and the other companies will follow.

yeah in terms of HQ. The people that run it and the talent that keeps it running will always have a choice and will rarely choose Arizona or any of your other shitty states.