What are the simplest recipes for students to cook

What are the simplest recipes for students to cook.
Bonus points if it doesn't make a mess?

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Rice, beans, frozen vegetables, onions, butter, cumin, salt

too big imo

Irel-hol up.

Stir fry or fried rice.

>What are the simplest recipes for students to cook.

A rice cooker is worth the money. Usually they have a steamer insert so you can cook vegetables while your rice is cooking. Buy a deli chicken for protein. Ta-da! Easy.

Also salads. Buy a salad spinner. You can put almost anything in a salad. And chicks love salads. Get you laid.

holy shit i wish i knew that when i was a student.
it all makes sense now.
So easy to cook, so tasty.

Rice Krispies treats, omelets, tea.

Does she fuck that horse?

Horseradish, cumin, roastie

i dont really understand steaming vegetables while the rick cooks

it takes like 10 minutes to steam veggies but atleast 30 to cook rice

do you take the top off the rice and put the vegetables in when the rice is almost done? wouldnt this let all the steam out and ruin it?

M I L K Y

M O M M Y

The uprising of mommy fetishists upsets me
why's it less heard of around these parts for a guy to see a chubby girl with fat titties, and want to deepdick her, and use her, and make those breasts jiggle the way they're supposed to? I feel like dominant guys are become a minority. I'm thankful for it though.
Rice and veggies with frozen chicken nuggets/popcorn chicken or chilli has served me well. The veggies can be frozen too if you're extra lazy, and you can cook a proper form of meat by another method if you're feeling like treating yourself. You can also adjust the amount of non-rice ingredients if money becomes tight, as it sometimes does.

I'll dominate you sissy faggot

I'm far from a sissy.
Are you illiterate? I implied by mentioning my thankfulness that I like (and fuck) submissive guys.

that's kinda gay.

Not nearly as gay as those that want to be nursed and gently dominated by a chubby woman, by my judgement. If I had two Pence for every such faggot I met, I'd own Tesla.

its perfectly normal for manlets. it only gets weird when you have a 6'3 guy getting pegged by a tiny soft jap woman

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>tfw 6'5" and want this

made pic related while in art school.

Is that Jordan Carver?

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>6'2
>6" dick
>gf in college was 4'11"
>always cried in pain when I fucked her
>tfw I got to experience my loli doushin fantasies first hand
It was a great experience. She loved it when I held her down by the throat and fingerbanged her.

Loli fetish is for beta numales. Thicc mommy fetish is for the highest test.

We need to go THICCERRRRR

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My gf was thick. She basically looked like a really sexy hobbit.

>mommy
>woman in her 20s

user I...

Might be hot, might not. Thicc =/= shluby, dumpy, chunky, obese. Thicc is a very special ratio of the right proportions.

She had an amazingly thicc ass and double D tits, she was a little chubby but it was worth it.

Seek out her earlier work my friend.

Perfection.