What should i get

what should i get

Get the papardelle my dude

a hoagie from Wawa

I dont know any of these words

Ask for their dollar menu

I'd try the roasted beets and maybe the trout.

What the fuck is antipasta?
Anti-matter pasta? The opposite of pasta?

a life

Well done steak with ketchup

This menu looks like half the menus in my city. What's with this shit. I'm not going sit here and go through the menu item by item, but fucking everything on there I've seen en masse on so many fucking restaurant menus in the past couple of years, I'm sick of it. Did they pass around a fucking nationwide memo or something?
>short rib pasta of some kind
>lamb ragu
>cheese and charcuterie plate
>beets and goat cheese
>"house made" mozzarella (it's so fucking easy to make, that's why)
>squash soup
>and always the damn duck confit with poached egg, crisped fat, and mustard. Seriously, stop it.
>wild mushroom pizza
>fucking carbonara
>spiced walnuts on salad
>everything under the "entrees" goddamn it....