Veeky Forums wtf do I do? I'm so hungry! I've got exactly 4 bucks to my name until the 25th

Veeky Forums wtf do I do? I'm so hungry! I've got exactly 4 bucks to my name until the 25th.

I'm dreaming about food. How do i survive this? I've got plenty of rice and spaghetti. Other then that I'm pretty bust...

steal ketchup packets from mcdonalds
spread the ketchup on a pile of napkins to make mini-pizzas

buy like 10 packs of ramen
It'll suck and not be good for you but you'll last til the 25th

Go to a food bank. Find some beans to go with your rice, and tomato sauce to go with your spaghettis.

McDonald's doesn't keep ketchup packets out in the dining area.

And if you're going to raid the kitchen at night... well, you might as well take more than just ketchup.

T. minus 5 days. How'd i do?

I'd paypal you money if you could prove you're poor and OP.

Nice, you have 3 lunches done.

That's at least four days' lunches.
You can do this, you glorious faggot.

Go to the nearest bus station, offer to suck cocks for $20. Drink your bonus brotein.

Buy a bag of beans (or lentils, whichever one is cheaper) as well as some scallions (sautée the white stuff, use the green stuff as garnish).

Cum has nearly no nutritional value. It's not worth sucking cocks for food.

Why don't you have a credit card?

I swear to god people are such fucking retards with money its unbelievable.

>171 grams of protein
>no nutritional value

Eat the rice nogger

mg m8

Milligrams buddy.

spotted the ameritard
mg means milligrams hun.

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Its says millagrams

Potatoes, user. Lots of them.

i spent 5 dollars on a cold brew coffee today

>I've got plenty of rice and spaghetti.
then you're good.

not OP but greaat comment m8

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Unless you're already in Auschwitz mode you can easily survive a week with no food. Just drink a lot of water and lick a bit of salt.