Excuse me sir. EXCUSE ME.
Do you see this in my hand? Yes it is exactly what you think it is.
Look inside. It is empty?
Well if not then PLEASE do not disturb me until I've had my morning Joe.
I will NOT ask again, I will not be held responsible for my actions if you proceed to talk to me beforehand.
I just can't imagine that scribbly looking Pepe talking to me like that
Literally me except I have a morning mug of vodka.
that's a lot of vodka
Literally me except waking up because I'm not some stupid faggot
lol. When I encounter useless fucks like this I get them [and their manager CC'd] on start of day meetings.
It's always the people who don't also drink coffee that do this, sanctimonious fucks
For you.
what happens if you take off the vodka... from your diet?
It would be extremely unpleasant.