Red cabbage

>red cabbage
>it's actually purple

>Blueberries
>They're actually purple

>frogposting in Veeky Forums
>not in /r9k/

>red cooked pork
>it's actually pink and rouge

purple is a kind of red you dumb dominic

>red onion
>its actually purple

>Veeky Forums thread
>It's actually an /r9k/ thread

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>Bombay duck
>it's a fish

>Spotted dick
>It's not a freckled penis