Red cabbage

>red cabbage
>it's actually purple

>Blueberries
>They're actually purple

>frogposting in Veeky Forums
>not in /r9k/

>red cooked pork
>it's actually pink and rouge

purple is a kind of red you dumb dominic

>red onion
>its actually purple

>Veeky Forums thread
>It's actually an /r9k/ thread

...

>Bombay duck
>it's a fish

>Spotted dick
>It's not a freckled penis

>Blueberries
>they are white inside

>sparkling vitamin water is supposed to be aquamarine
>its actually electric teal

I cried until my mommy let daddy spoil his girl(male) and get the right color ;)

>strawberries
>not made of straw

>order italian ice
>they bring you american sugar slush

>Italian ice
>ice
Retard.

>hamburger
>it's beef

>hotdogs
>actually made of pork beef or turkey

>french press
>it's glass

>eggplant
>it's not really an egg
>it never even hatches

Add a bit of vinegar or lemon juice

>Cuban sandwich
>made with Swedish cheese

>orange
>it actually is orange

Grapefruit isnt like grapes at all

>apple
>no touchscreen

>ananas
>sounds like bananas

I don't even need to say it.

>assblasted about the face of the four chins

>Pineapple
>Not pine, nor an apple

>Rapeseed
>Not capable of rape