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I'm not sitting through that shit again.

No

Just by looking at his hands, I could tell that he was not pleased. lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

DELETE THIS

This is what happens when you hire niggers to cook.

>onions and garlic
>apples
Mother fucking apples? Wtf?

This is disgusting. Probably one of those prison food memes.

personal pizzas are for cucks

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fuck off dickhead

Its the truth. Undercooked dont give a shit pizza is nigger 101. Spics too scared to lose his job to fuck up that bad.

why is it that hispanic people by large are just so much better than you are.
The new america is white, asian, and hispanic.

Apples go very well with kraut. That mixture could be added with pork for a very nice meal.

>onion, apples, sauerkraut
just white people food

Sauce me brotendo

Fuck you

Looks like Alura Jensen

The sequel

This is like those people that think it's a good when bone comes out with no effort. This is because the fucking cheese has started Cooling in the pizza isn't that hot anymore. You people are fucking retarded.

>mfw people think tendon is icky and refuse to eat meat off the bone

I hate his face.

Me too

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God what a disgusting human being.

Probably hates tendon

every single fucking jack webm there is some aspie who fixates on the wrong thing being 'wrong' and reveals their ignorance in the process

>This is like those people that think it's a good when bone comes out with no effort

it means the collagen has broken down, which is good

No, it means you overcooked it you new faggot.

No wonder she got fucking chubby she's just licking cake batter and frosting all day and trying to look sensual for her imaginary friends

no it doesn't

you can break down the collagen without overcooking the meat, user.

It's the samefag, mate.

i want to punch her melons, like in a real fight.

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>DAYUUM

for what purpose

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A rare one for (you)

To get me hard

will try this

That little bit of buttery slobber at the end never fails to get my dick hard

I don't even like pizza that much but holy fuck that looks good.

What are those supposed to be?

Eggs

why are your torturing that eggy-wegg!?

don't forget the olive, gets me every time

What a waste of fries
What a waste of nice gook tits

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That was significantly more ketchup than I had anticipated

He has such an irritating face and I don't know why.

I think it's the combination of slightly pantomime expressions and the way he looks like someone inflated him two pumps over maximum pressure that suggest he's going to cut you in your sleep if you don't enthusiastically agree with him.

Does anyone have the webm of the guy cutting a huge wheel of steamy cheese?

KING SLOB
SLOBFAM WW@

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Oh god why do I find this so hot

kys

that's a rare Ja/ck/

Thank you good sir

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>the dexterity and finesse of a drunken deckhand
>the inability to perform mundane tasks properly

It's definitely Ja/ck/

Of course that lazy slob uses an electric pepper grinder.

WHY IS HE APPLYING SIDEWISE FORCE TO THE BOTTLE GOD FUCK WARGARRRBLE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK

There is absolutely no chance this is good. It's a recipe designed only to have its picture taken.

But user he doesn't drink beer! So he couldn't possibly know how to open a bottle! Plus he is a stroke survivor.

>There is absolutely no chance this is good

It's Jack.

>It's a recipe designed only to have its picture taken.

Purely accidental.

All that fucking starch oh my god

He didn't come up with that. It's Martha Stewart bullshit.

FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

prolly a complete fag

Gaze upon my webm, ye mighty, and despair.

WHY DOES HE PUBLISH VIDEOS OF HIMSELF DOING THINGS POORLY
DO ANOTHER TAKE YOU LAZY FUCKING PIG

I fucking love this.

my sister got my mom those "eggie" things for christmas and I just don't understand how they exist
boiling eggs isnt hard
de-shelling them isnt hard
why the fuck do you need them

Just looking at this putting cold oil in it already is turning my stomach.

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you know you're supposed to heat up the oil BEFORE frying stuff in it right

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There's no real reason to.

FRIG OFF RANDY

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Please tell me there's an entire youtube channel dedicated to giving Tasty a big fat fuck you

Oh god my throat hurts watching this

how dare you talk shit about real-life hero Anderson Cooper

had a pizza like that from pizza hut and sent a complaint. got several coupons for free pizzas

go away juan

blue moons are twist off..

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