Does anyone, ever, need more than 2 beers?

does anyone, ever, need more than 2 beers?

I submit to you: NO!

2 beers is happiness, anymore is just tomfoolery and sickness.

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2 is enough to put me in a good mood but not enough to make me silly, so it's a good amount I think.

What if you want to get drunk?

You've seen the mitchell and webb look skit?

If you've never gotten so drunk you've partially shit your pants you've never partied.

>2 beers
>not 22 beers

shiggy

what is 1 beer, exactly?

ah yes two 40's

>partially
you're not a man

I was attempting modesty. I've full on diariah shat myself and even once peed on my wife in bed from drinking.