Does anyone, ever, need more than 2 beers?

does anyone, ever, need more than 2 beers?

I submit to you: NO!

2 beers is happiness, anymore is just tomfoolery and sickness.

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2 is enough to put me in a good mood but not enough to make me silly, so it's a good amount I think.

What if you want to get drunk?

You've seen the mitchell and webb look skit?

If you've never gotten so drunk you've partially shit your pants you've never partied.

>2 beers
>not 22 beers

shiggy

what is 1 beer, exactly?

ah yes two 40's

>partially
you're not a man

I was attempting modesty. I've full on diariah shat myself and even once peed on my wife in bed from drinking.

>beer
Lmao calories

Well that's vague, since cup sizes vary greatly. As well as alcohol content.

think I'm on 8 beers rn and doin' fine

Your wife is a trooper

well from the picture provided I'd guess user means 2 pints. which is fair.

Ah yes, beer! The one-note, non-varietal elixir known world-round!

And two! Such a standardized number for your universal product!

I don't even feel 2 beers, you cunt. Jesus Amerifags can't drink.

0.5L of beer

After the second beer you're at a crossroads
Have one more and you'll likely want to stay out and get battered
Go home and miss out on a potentially good night

It's tough

I can't stop myself. Once I start feeling the buzz of alcohol I need to continually chase that feeling of ever increasing blood alcohol content until I pass out. I can't just get buzzed and sit on it.

I don't drink anymore.

I think 3 rather large tap beers is the best amount for me. Get pretty buzzed but not drunk.

I'm going to try to do this to taper. Drinking a couple pints of vodka a day again, and I'm shitting blood. I don't think I'm one of those people who can maintain themselves well with alcohol. Too much internal degeneracy keeping me from functioning as a normal person.

Depends on the beer.

If it's a shitty pisswater pilsner, it'll usually take 4 to get a nice and manageable buzz.

Two beers? Whoa, mustang! You're a wild man!!

You need to slam beer after beer just to chase a mild buzz. There's a reason they sell 24 packs.

Non varietal? Have you left your home/cardboard box lately?

I hope to become disciplined enough to just have two desu.

He is memeing you fucking spastic

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The reason is americuck beer is watered down piss

He's being sarcastic dude

A pint is 568mL, you've been sold short.

>don't really eat that much
>don't care for sweets
>still overweight just because of alcohol