Rate my microwave

What did you explode in there?

You need an Angry Mama (pic related). Your microwave will be sparkling.

that golden brown crisp mixed with the ceiling charcoal~

Will that one beat me like the real thing?

wallah ! perfecly cooked meatters

here he is. i'm so proud.

but actually, i forgot nicky wicky doesn't eat meat! oh well, more for me :)
i got him cookies instead lol!

Congrats on the date

That candle is probably the most edible thing on your table.

9 of 10

Pam??

>furries

today was perfect
foxe

I hate this board.

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I don't know what to think of any of this.

So you literally have no clue what fungus is

If you keep cleaning out your microwave with chemicals and then cooking food in the same microwave with the chemicals, aren't you contaminating your food with chemicals?

>Hiroshima tier microwave
>something that looks like egg mcmuffin
>whatever meat that is
>oreos
>jim beam
>one of the pieces of meat seem to have been eaten
>cum covered picture of a cartoon fox

Fungus isn't the most confusing thing in this scenario.

Why?
/Thread

he's not a fucking cartoon he's real to me

Dipshit

You use water and vinegar in a microwave safe bowl

Wa la

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Ceiling charcoal is the best.
It's like a whole free topping to your meal.
Win-win I say.

This one is seasoned to perfection

MICROWAVE ?

MORE LIKE SHART'OWAVE AM I RIGHT ?

Jack reveals his fantasies: the thread

It's a fast food chef's secret

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>that fucking claw reaching from the ceiling
it's hungry

>he cooks in that

As bad as my microwave would look if I didn't have a threesome with my ex-wife and her friend who's an Adderall addict who spent all night cleaning our kitchen while tweaking.

Honestly I'd skip the threesome for a clean microwave again, I don't want to clean it.

>wtf is wrong with you?
go buy a new microwave for the price of that bottle of bourbon

Honestly the Jim Beam is the worst part about this whole thing

predators in zootopia canonically eat insects
fuckin dumbass

Don't give any ideas

Most of the regular microwave grime should be removable with some citrus juice. And even when you need heavy artillery, there are cleaning agents specialised on surfaces, that come into contact with food.

I'm glad some kids are still taught to season to their microwaves theses days. You have a bit to go yet, keep up the food work.

hmm deep fried cricket and grasshopper yumm

Is this what they mean by nuking your food?

That fucking door

Don't have a one, so can't say.

I bet it has a top tier crunch

I hope you have 150 bucks.

Is it even salvageable at this point?

Why you gotta be so nasty OP?

Holy shit OP! You're sitting on a goldmine! A Jackson pollock painting nowadays are worth $50 million, at least!

You are truly a bastion of the abstract expressionist movement of the 50s!

what was it

imgur.com/a/xWTOz

Can't say I'm surprised

kekekek

you newfags /threading your own posts

It's probably just bait at this point.

Why not? It's not hard to clean a microwave.

looks like a public toilet seat

Dumbass

The problem isn't the stains, it's the age. You can use the classic vinegar bowl method and scrub the grime away, but it's not going to actually improve your microwave.

Epic. Simply epic.

a nazi oven looks even better than that microwave of yours