Cast Iron Fags I need your help

Cast Iron Fags I need your help
>Eat smoked mackerel every few days
>Room mates and landlord hate me for stinking out the house
>Tell me to cook it outside
>No outdoor grill

If I heat up a cast iron pan on the burner then take it outside will it stay hot enough to fry my fish for 5 minutes? Also I'm not supposed to wash it after each use right? How can I remove the fish stank so I can bring it inside?

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>Room mates and landlord hate me for stinking out the house
Tell them they're faggots and keep doing it.

I've been doing that since I moved in but they're getting really pissed and landlord may kick me out
Rent is a great deal so I'd like to stay

>kicking someone out because they cook fish
Do Americans seriously do this?

Are you gonna answer the OP or be childish

buy a single propane camping burner for $20 and use it outside. I would say just cook whatever you want and fuck the landlord if you lived alone but you're being a piece of shit to your room mates
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Might do this
Shit will be fun, like a mini camping trip!

I got called into an HR mediation session for eating a taleggio sandwich at work.

My Korean coworker brought food from home once and there was drama like you wouldn't believe. Unless of course you've worked with 30something white women, in which case, you'd believe it.

Anyway he stopped doing that. But that didn't stop them from making bitchy comments whenever he came into the lunch room for the next few YEARS.

>If I heat up a cast iron pan on the burner then take it outside will it stay hot enough to fry my fish for 5 minutes?

Probably. Try it.

I would but I dont want to buy a stupid cast iron pan and it turns out to not work