I'm putting together a little dinner next weekend and I want to impress. I know that they fetishize French cooking but from what I've heard it's not even remotely authentic. I'm comfortable cooking Spanish and Italian cuisine, but I'm afraid of using heavy meats like guanciale or rich cheeses and spices.
Any suggestions Veeky Forums?
Gabriel Flores
A) Nips is a slur for japs B) Asians like asian food, you doofus
Christopher Morgan
they like tentacles and used schoolgirl panties
Ethan Flores
As a white guy who dates almost exclusivley asian women:
1. Do not cook asian, she's had better and you'll fuck up
2. Make soup, even if it is just a first course, asian cultures eat a lot of soup. just remember item #1
3. Avoid heavy starches or too much meat if you want to get laid. Nobody gets sexy after being too full.
Landon Watson
Stick to chicken instead of beef
Owen Martin
damn OP, is that your wife? living the dream
Zachary Sanchez
do not thicken the soup
western soup is considered as gravy to asians
no one likes drinking a bowl gravy
Samuel Collins
>calls japanese people nips >name drops some bullshit italian meme meat Go back to /pol/
Jaxon Morgan
I've literally never posted on /pol/. Stop projecting
Is it okay if it's in a rich tomato sauce like cacciatore?
Anthony Walker
they like whale for food they hunt it for thier culture