When's the last time you had a fucking awesome gyro like this one?

I've never had an authentic taco
I've never had a gyro
I've never had a kebab
I've never had curry or indian food
I've never had lobster
I've never had scallops

get some

looks like it might have a bit of lettuce on the bottom, but you are correct

lobster and scallops are overrated anyways user

Lies, properly cooked scallops are god tier.

That 'ziki looks more like mayonnaise and the meat looks like its already been chewed

That's because I'm betting it's this stuff

Can I fuck it?

Holy shit, really? That's the place that NY'ers think is the best shawarma? Goddamn, I knew there was a reason New Yorkers sucked, but this is high level fuckery.

Fuck, how can they even call that gyro?
I'd never buy gyro from anyplace called the "halal" guys