>rushes back to 7-11 >get all the remaining Campbell chicken noodle soup >walk my fat ass to cashier >Indian girl >"Are you having a party at your place?" >"Uh, no. I'm just feeling sick so I need to eat a lot of soup..." >she gives me a strange look >I head out to Walgreens for their chicken noodle
I'm more of a chili man myself, but what's your favorite soup?
Lincoln Brown
tomato. campbells or store brand. 1/3rd milk, 2/3 water. add black pepper and a dash of hot sauce.
Nicholas Turner
>"Are you having a party at your place?" Who the fuck serves soup at a party?
Xavier Diaz
dude, she was obviously a chubby chaser trying to pick up op
Adam King
Split pea. Lentil soup is cool too. It's better to make your own, but I get it. Nobody wants to make soup when they're sick, but that doesn't anybody is going to make it for you.
Blake Watson
This stuff is a godsend because it's one thing I'm just too lazy to make myself
Michael Hernandez
for sick emergency soup you should have some made ahead of time and frozen in single serving containters
Gavin Edwards
An old-school Italian place near me makes some of the best chicken soup I've ever had. I'm told they use an entire chicken to make the stock. They use acini di pepe which is tiny little bits of pasta the size of couscous.
Gavin Watson
A BALLER SWAG MOTHERFUCKER
what kind of gay parties do you go to?
Luke Mitchell
As in a party where food is served or a buffet line is set up, not a a fucking X fueled rave in an abandoned warehouse lit by lasers and strobes.
Makes more sense than this 400lb creature buying a whole store shelf of shitty Campbell's soup because "I need a lot".
Lincoln Peterson
>I'm told they make stock like everyone else on the planet makes stock Wow, incredible.
Benjamin King
Some shitty people and shitty restaurants just use part of the animal. Or worse yet bouillon cubes
Jackson Rodriguez
Publix has good soup be careful though its about 400 degrees
Levi Kelly
>Never heard of cheese soup You have been at shit parties. Cheese soup is the best party food, it fills your stomach pretty quickly and can be served in the cups you use for drinks, you don't even need to use a spoon.
Robert Thompson
>not inviting all your friends over for a fun filled evening of Campbell's chicken noodle soup What a loser
William Morris
>soup at a party >not a a fucking X fueled rave in an abandoned warehouse lit by lasers and strobes.
Fucking kek.
Gavin Carter
French Onion, also chili is not a soup.
Parker Harris
My thoughts exactly XD
Luke Anderson
Cream of Mushroom
Ryder Peterson
If you wee to put X in the soup at party A, who is to say it wouldn't turn into party B though.
Nolan Sanders
welcome to my party. please drink this cup of cheese soup so it will fill your stomach quickly and we don't need other food :^)
Samuel Gomez
What in the fuck kind of parties do you have/attend? Cheese soup? At a party? Do you serve broccoli elso?
Anthony Richardson
Clam chowder is the best soup non-canned.
Canned soup, jerk chicken with rice
Ryder Lopez
In my country we serve clear chicken soup on a wedding parties. It lubricates your stomach, so you can drink gallons of vodka from 5PM to 6AM
Zachary Reyes
I like to make a magic bean and kale soup. It's magic because no matter how many fucking pounds of spices you put into it, it tastes like raw beans and kale.
Jack Ramirez
Hey guys, OP here. I'm about to go to sleep. Today I've drunken about 6 of these bad boys. Don't forget to add salt and peppa'! I've probably surpassed at least 200% of my DV intake for sodium. I just love salt. What are the downsides of consuming to much salt anyway?
Matthew Long
Maybe you forgot to add stock? Why is stock so delicious anyway? I remember back when I first tried making Goulash. That shit was tasteless until I added the stock. Instantly delicious, I was amazed at the turn around.