ITT: post unexplainable food

>oreo crumbs

If that's black pepper, why are the grains such different sizes? Were the peppercorns ground in a mortar and pestle?

the best bit is the walmart brand soup kek

Did anyone save the vertical from the guy cooking the hot dog using a wall outlet and a paper plate earlier today?

Yes?

>Were the peppercorns ground in a mortar and pestle?
That wouldn't be far off, just look at that hipster meme presentation.
I wouldn't be surprised if they grounded it in some victorian era coffee grinder.

I saved snippets, but it's not a vertical.

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This thread was as Veeky Forums as it get, why the fuck was it deleted

Deconstructed Greek salad?

Didn't save the verticals posted cause assumed it wouldn't fall off for a while, come back and it's deleted TT. wTf m8

No idea dude, I was equally dismayed.

I guess a new mod/janitor is trying to think of the children.

report the mod, there was nothing ban worth in that thread based on the rules.

for future reference Veeky Forums has an archive
warosu.org/ck/

niceee, I tried to find it there but didn't see it.

Are you not sure?

get

got.

oh fuck

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Genuine question, is there anything wrong with cooking something directly on the burner like that?
I'm sure it's ass to clean depending on what it is, but that just seems way faster and more convenient than buttering up a pan.

fluids will leak into the sides of your stove or the control panel and destroy the electrical wiring eventually.

Not on those stoves, go nuts. They're waterproofed.

You'll find that HYPER BURNT ON FOOD is considerably harder to clean than a pan you can throw in the sink to soak is though.

i've had perfectly normal, sane posts deleted over the last couple of days, it's definitely some new pissant janitor

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The word is "inexplicable" you pleb

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is that imitation crab?

what is this

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

didn't your parents care about you enough to laser-cut your sandwiches?

Explanation is bored wait staff, after hours, fucking around.

My guess would be fantasy soap

No, it's a pickle, vodka and speck...the ultimate slav dinner...

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I responded to a 'lol white ppl' post with a pithy, anti-nigger post and copped a 24 hr ban.

It's important to remember that around the time janitor positions are advertised, you get an influx of dickhead/SJW/power mad wankers flexing their muscles.

it's like that old politician joke " if you're ever wondering why politicians do the things that they do, just imagine the kind of person who dreams of being a politician"

it's the same with jannys. imagine what kind of person dreams of being able to delete posts on Veeky Forums in his free time. there is a 0% chance of decent people becoming jannys

>insects and half a corn cob
why

>insects

the corn is to catch them

Is that from the 80s?

yeah it's soap
i know this thread is for food but i just really like that picture

This is just a low country boil with crawfish. It's usually shrimp and sausage though. Crawfish is fucking stupid.

this man is correct, crawfish are pretty good tho where I live

I laughed way too hard at this

That's literally the most retarded plate I've ever seen. The mental gymnastics one must go through to eat this is way too much, even for modern fine dining
>scrape onions off of glass
>move cheese to side along with onions
>remove wine glass from plate spilling veg everywhere
>mix shotglass of vinaigrette and pour over veg cheese and onions
>eat

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I would be outraged if someone served this to me

you're the one that ordered it dumbfuck

I'd still eat it

>deconstructed greek salad

They should DIAF.

Oreo soil

I've eaten cooked crickets and mealworms before. They taste and feel pretty significantly different from water arthropods. You're being silly.

Pour over a glass of wine and walk out.

Check'd

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What is happening there? I dont geht why thry arent doing this on a plante.

Crushed black peppercorns have white on the inside. This especially shows when crushed in a mortar, which I do since I don't have a pepper grinder. I don't know what those things are, but they look more like Oreo crumbs than black pepper.

Make sure you know what you're talking about before you try to call someone out like that.

That's the point.

Pic related.

It's ground black garlic

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It's dried and ground black olives.

Innovation for innovations sake. Some people seem to think that ideas don't need to be good, as long as they're unique. They don't realise that great innovators of the past filtered out the shitty ideas from the good ones.

There needs to be bad ideas for them to be filtered in the first place
Innovation IS for innovation's sake. It's now our job to decide whether or not deconstructed greek salad or tablecloth food is a good idea or if it needs to be filtered.

more money than sense

Girl in the center has a nice rack.

That's how you charge 100$ plus tip for a crème brulée.
I still prefer a 8€ café gourmand.

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