Maarmite

Bought this. Too salt for me. Can I use it in any other way?

Too salty to use as a spread?
Try to use unsalted bread, or mix it with something like unsalted butter.

Can you use it in cooking?

I cannot

how much did you use?

its like hot sauce you only use small amounts and spread it otherwise its salty and tastes like shit

Too much then. Ok will try again. Which bread is best to go with it?

Fairy bread.

Goes good in soup, rice and quinoa.

Joke?

Dude just make some toast and mix it with a bit of butter and spread holy shit how do you fuck this up.

I'm American and you bring shame to me.

Yes. You could almost think of it as a soy paste, with a deeper flavour.

Goes well with beef too.

Your toast should look something like this. It takes very little Marmite.

I would argue that's too much desu

Marmite toast with scrambled eggs is actually really good. Only found out recently because a friend had it

That's still too much.

weak

this

but if you dont use it on toast, see if you cant give it to someone that will

MARMITE IS SHIT REAL MEN EAT VEGEMITE YOU GAY CUNTS

Put small amounts of it in savory dishes like chili, it's basically oyster sauce

It umemes your food and enhances the flavor

this. stews as well take marmite like champs

but yes you should be spreading a little bit on toast with a fuckload of unsalted better. it's good as heck my dude

...what the fuck is "unsalted bread"?

Bread without salt in it
Are you slow?

Marinades, stews, on toasts is the obvious
Dressings, curries, and in tartare also works

test

You're a yank and you slathered it on like it was peanut butter, didn't you?

ßhutup convict, no gruel for you today.

Here in the UK we don't like non marmite eaters.
As my pa and his pa's pa said "you can't trust niggers and you can't trust non marmite eaters"

Yank here, I enjoy this stuff. Not that it matters, I just like it.

Yeah.. didn't know better