Why do americans do this?

Why do Americans post like this?

>Why do people just make shit up about americans from a single image

I wasn't aware we did that. Regardless, it doesn't matter. People could eat shit with a fork and knife for all I care.

I do it specifically to trigger yurops from the comfort of my own home.

My little shart can't be this retarded

>yurops
Do americans really spell like this?

I don't understand why anyone would eat spaghetti, either

this.
is it even possible to fuck up eating spaghetti that hard?

Why do yuros do this?

>bitching at spaghetti
You watch your mouth!

I twirl it into a ball on my fork. I cut it up like for my 5 year old. The reasoning is so they can't get the pasta stuck halfway down their throat with the ends sticking out their mouth still because they are yet to be a truly functioning eater. I cut up meats and other things also to small pieces. My 10 year old graduated to eating whole spaghetti at some where around 7 years old. Was still a little messy but eventually got the hang of it.