For me it is Trilogy, the best kombucha flavor

probiotics would mean it would have a very short shelf life. if it lasts longer than yogurt, even chilled, the probiotics are probably dead.

just eat yogurt

just buy a fucking probiotic

>enlightened (tm)

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony meat's blessing, but because of the taste of my $10 meme drink.

being healthy is gay

and where is that? the grocery store?

>not making your own booch

I can only think that kombucha was deliberately given a misleading name

Nice hooch supply you made for a fraction of the cost. I'll be bottling 4L of sake this weekend. Tempted to dip out a portion with a sanitized ladle, but I'll hold off.

no, divine grape, made from concord grapes, the second best grape after muscat grapes.