Help me Veeky Forums, this is an emergency. I need to bake a cake today for a friend's birthday (using this recipe howtocookthat.net/public_html/best-chocolate-cake-ever/ ) but I forgot to buy eggs and the shops are closed.
What can I use as a substitute? I'm desperate at this point, I don't care if the cake doesn't come out perfect, I just need it to not get fucked up and I'll be happy.
I can't, the cake is due tomorrow and all the shops are closed, which I was careful to specify in my post.
Asher Hill
Applesauce
Henry Roberts
Where the fuck do you live that every store is closed on a Wednesday?
Anyway, for each egg >1/4 Applesauce >1/2tsp Baking Powder
Sebastian Bennett
1/4 cup sorry
Josiah Sanchez
Try adding about 2tbsp of oil and www.google.com
Evan Hill
Where the fuck do you live that there's not a big 24/7 store or gas station or something?
Dominic Howard
nigger get crafty, every restaurant and most good bars will sell you a couple of eggs if ou ask nicely
Landon Martinez
I lied. The stores aren't closed, I was just trying to save the humiliation of admitting that I don't have a drivers license and I live in a place where there's no taxis.
I don't have applesauce either. Would oil work?
Wyatt King
Try asking your neighbors?
Eli Campbell
ask your neighbors
Camden Davis
Fucking walk Call an Uber Call your friends Grow the fuck up
Noah Adams
What flyover shit hole do you live in where there isn't a 24/7 convenience store within walking distance?
Jackson Sullivan
If there's no taxis, there's probably no Ubers.
Michael Ward
>flax egg >half of banana per egg >quit being lazy >google
Gavin King
I live in Africa. If I leave this little high security complex (which doesn't have a grocery store inside) I'll be raped and murdered. Not even fucking joking. I can only do grocery shopping twice a week when a bus goes from the complex to the city center.
Thanks for the help though. I managed to get some eggs from neighbours but next time I'll do what you all said.
Jackson Wood
> I live in Africa. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAJAJAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAKAKAKAKAKAKAKEKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHSJFJTJ4ITOHOBLSLQK2KGIGJCJXKWM2K
I know, that's how much I laugh at myself and my shithole country every single day.
Nicholas Evans
Flax eggs. Google it
Logan Murphy
if it's not too personal, where in Africa? It's bretty big. Also are you white? It seems weird to me that you'd get slaughtered if you were to step out of your complex.
Gavin Sullivan
I'm white I'm in South Africa which isn't that bad in itself but I live right in the middle of an absolute fucking ghetto. Think a ghetto in America and imagine about 1000 times worse. This place is the supposed rape capital of the region and you can hear gunshots every single day.
Nathaniel Smith
Ye thought so. Rip my nigga. Or, well, my not-a-nigga. Anyways aren't there other cake recipes out there? I'm not much of a baker but stuff like allrecipes.com/recipe/19858/egg-free-brownies/ is never very bad. Who cares if it's not a cake, if you really want it to be, just stack three layers of brownies with chocolate icing/filling/whatever in between.