American "Cuisine"

I've never had pequod's yet, though the way their crust looks fascinates me, I really wanna try.

Ever had Aurelio's? My hometown south of the city is the original location (really beautiful place) so that's what I grew up eating, thin-crust, and I still think it's among the best pizza you can get. But I don't know that their franchise locations are of the same quality.

American here. Hotdogs are shit and meant for shitty people; don't feel too bad.

Pequod's is worth trying at least once just for the crust, for sure. The rim is like a cracker of super savory caramelized cheese. Nothing else quite like it, other than Burt's obv. Not much else about, the sauce, toppings, etc, are very memorable though. Well, other than the fact that it's bready as fuck. Like an inch thick layer of spongy bread with a relatively tame amount of sauce and cheese on top. Not really to my taste, but don't get me wrong it's a great pie. The original location in Morton Grove is cozy as hell too.

Not tried Aurelio's deep dish, although im pretty sure i've had their thin delivered before. Will keep it in mind.

los mejores panchos son los de constitucion papu

Americans are like that. They honestly believe their shit is the best shit, their food is the best food, and their country is the best country.
They've all been fucking brainwashed.

>putting ketchup on a bratwurst

>putting ketchup on anything
There's almost always a better option.

Niggah, even the germans make a currywurst out of bratwurst and that shits ketchup based.

Disgusting

Ketchup is good as a base for better sauces. That's really it's true purpose.

Ah yes because no one in europe or especiall britain thinks that way...

British food is genuinely better than most American food.
Excluding BBQ, Soul Food and Cajun/Creole

Yeah ok, besides fish and chips everything you guys eat comes in a small plastic pouch

OBESESSED

Most of our traditional foods tend to be sold individually packaged now, yes.
Pasties and sausage rolls are our equivalent of hotdogs on rollers, or corndawgs.

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Showed pic related to a frenchie. She wept for humanity.

>"what kind of cheese is it?"
>"uhh... processed"

>their shit is the best shit, their food is the best food, they've all been fucking brainwashed.

Fuck ya'll racist eurotrash haters.

'Merican niggas rural the world bitches! Don't hate. Appreciate.

>this vs. a hamburger or hotdog or mac n cheese.
British food is superior.

Brats are delicious. Hotdogs are cheaper. Fuck Chicago style dogs, fuck mustard. Also fuck Chicago deep pizza.

Americans eat roasts too, though

It's a bit out of fashion, but it's done.

My Mexican-American family swore by the sunday roast.

you're joking, right?

Nope. Name one American food that doesn't come from the south that is better?

He's pretty much right if he threw in Tex-Mex food which still counts as american because central america is still america. Everything else can be had better in other countries.

t. Well travelled amerifat.

I'm mad our national food is Hamburger instead of Southern food desu.

>bbq is a joke, right?
fuck off

>bratwurst with ketchup and mustard

Your family is right about how poor your taste is.

At any rate, don't get all butthurt and blame the entire city of Chicago because your family took you to a bunch of meme-food places. There's lots of good food in Chicago that isn't hotdogs and deep dish pizza.

Why do hotdogs always taste so raw in the middle

>germans make currywurst
>they don't just use straight ketchup
because that's the fucking point

I had a similar poor experience at a hotdog joint in Chicago.
The owner scoffed at me and gave a backhanded insult when I asked for ketchup and said he didn't have any and pretty much banned me from the other condiments so I had to eat mine plain.

Chicago fucks have the biggest inferiority complex in all the US. They try to be east coast but fail miserably because they're just a bunch of midwest yokels who built a city off of slaughterhouses. The most impolite, rude locals I've ever met were on 3 visits to Chicago. In 10 visits to NYC I never had one negative encounter with a local. Chicago people are assholes through and through. Those people are seriously fucked up with a negativity that destroys any possibility of enjoying yourself.

Hotdogs are just a skinny Knockwurst, which is widely consumed in Germany. If you like Polish sausage, and HAVEN'T managed to find it in Chicongo, your relatives are retarded, as Polish and German immigrants built that entire city.

Tell them to take you to Graham Elliots place if they're looking to blow dosh to impress you.

hahahahaha

I wish I was there to have seen it

>puts ketchup on his bratwurst
>posts in Veeky Forums

America doesn't have a cuisine, it has a travesty.

Please don't think all of us are like that. Some of us prefer to source real food instead of the monsanto frankenfood, garnished with hfcs and msg.

Only flyover yokels eat that crap.

>pequod
I just googled that and the crust looks burned to fuck.

Most soul food is British, like macaroni and cheese, fried chicken, "biscuits" which is a mispelling of scone, etc.

You can get those in individually-packaged plastic packs, too.

Although the best way is to go to a pub carvery. You get a set amount of meat, but then all the vegetables and gravy you want. If you can ignore the screaming children and the slow-shuffling old people and the fact that the carpet is coated with old gravy stains from people overestimating their plate's capacity.
But, y'know, you're there with friends/family, they wouldn't dare fuck up the food for risk of losing their customer base, and you all end up feeling good, if a little overstuffed, from all the heavy carb-laden comfort food.
You don't get better comfort food than a roast dinner. Chin up, luv, have another roast potato.

Triggering the french is fun as fuck.

>Only flyover yokels
So, 99% of your land area and population? 'Coast' is anything within 20 miles of the sea. Two tiny strips of USA, one each side.

OP couldnt handle a single hot dog

>what is international soccer

Really depends on the hotdog but brats arenusually better. If you gotta go hotdogs, beef is usually the go-to for most since regular hotdogs are chicken/pork mix.

>Regular hot dogs are chicken and pork
What boat did you step off from?

>rural the world

>real food instead of the monsanto frankenfood, garnished with hfcs and msg.
Won't defend HFCS but using "Frankenfood" and falling for the MSG meme makes me think you haven't studied any nutrition or genetics courses in your life

In the UK, you never trust ANYTHING labelled as a 'hot dog'. If it's not 'sausage; or 'drankfurter', there doesn't have to be meat in it.

* frankfurter

It's called the Maillard reaction you fucking pleb
Burnt cheese is the greatest of life's pleasures

Do you not like the corner pieces of brownie?

Post pic of your passport with timestamp with your current visit.

The food in chicago is all shit
You will fucking kill yourself when you see the pizza
Escape while you can

Example

>look at me repeat Veeky Forums memes about a place I've never been to!

I'm so fucking triggered that you guys eat shit on a daily basis you wouldn't believe

fun fact : no one gives a fuck, if anything, you're pitiful at most.

Only the poor our the guys who don't give a fuck eat spray cheese
Chicago used to be good now its a meme

i can tell you're a yokel who's never left his swamp

most Veeky Forums are teenage suburban fags who eat fucking frozen meals every day

>Tonight are take me to the best Chicago pizzeria in the city.

Which one? Malnati's?

>the unsung Chicago hero is the Maxwell Street Polish,
This, sort of. In Chicago, even Costco has polish sausages (but not with grilled onions and peppers, alas), and they are far better than Costco's hot dogs.

>other than Burt's obv.
For those who are unaware, Burt Levin founded Pequod's before he sold it off to some dingbat who hung lingerie in the kitchen and thought it was edgy to spraypaint "no beating" all over the men's bathroom walls.

Burt later started a new place a few blocks away, called "Burt's Place". Unfortunately, he died recently, and someone else has now taken that over. Don't know how it is yet.

Grilled salmon, from the Seattle area.

Chicago style pizza.

You have a bait-y tone but I agree with you. The standard hotdog really has no place in anything. There's no dish, nor any way to prepare it where a proper sausage like chorizo, bratwurst, kielbasa etc isn't superior to the "hotdog". I ate a mexican styled hotdog with guacamole, salsa etc and while the condiments where good, the whole thing still didn't reach very high because she used the palest, most basic hotdog you can find.

Bratwurst with ketchup is still better than "hotdog" with ketchup. Every sausage with ketchup is better than "hotdog" with ketchup. It's the fucking worst.

None of the foods you just said are "southern food". You wanna talk about southern food. You gotta talk about what the slaves got to keep after the masters got the best picks. Lots of pork fat, gizzards, greens, black eyed peas, rib meat, pigs, ears, feet and tails.

Brat with sauerkraut simmered in a good stout beer and yellow mustard is the bomb.

OBESESSED

A hot dog is kind of the pinnacle of unpretentious American food and the way it's dressed up is almost religious to some American regions like Chicago. I think by having an unrealistic expectation of it and openly complaining about it wile comparing it to it's Euro cousins kind of puts you firmly in the pretentious snob pigeonhole that a good amount of Americans believe. Then again, you said you post on /bant/ so you're pretty much a fucking dipshit memeposter and this thread is probably bait anyways. If you truly go on international boards you're probably well aware of the pride that cities have over their local food scenes and iconic dishes, and you're shitstirring. (insulting Chicago hot dogs and pizza to Chicagoans)

Seriously. Visit family who takes you out trying to get a fun local American experience and you complain. When they get annoyed, you say "gosh I guess Americans are just sensitive and butthurt over my supreme foreign taste :^)" Go fuck yourself if you're being earnest. And if you're not, then this was truly ebin and you got me.

>'Coast' is anything within 20 miles of the sea. Two tiny strips of USA, one each side.

Coastal states would like a word with your geography teacher.

A hot dog traditionally is a bratwurst you fucking retard.

>reading comprehension
meme spouting won't compensate for your inability to use your brain senpai

>some dingbat who hung lingerie in the kitchen
I read linguine at first, but this is just weird

Clam chowder from muh Rhode island home state friend. We also allow the smoking of weed so all our food taste better anyways.

OBSESE
OBSESSED
OBESESSED
BRAINSWASHED
FILTHY AMERETARD

> He unironically defends sausages in buns as 'cuisine'.
> He thinks Chicago hot dawgs are 'unpretentious'

You are an autistic social retard who visits other countries and the first thing he does is start shitting on it, the people, their mentality and traditions and then pulls the bitchass crybaby victim card when he isn't met with warmth and enthusiam.
>is a German Hans-Wurst cuckold who lets his mother, sister and daughter get fucked by muslim shitskins and niggers and will be bred out in 70 years in his own country
I'm not surprised in the slightest.

Germans are the true Untermenschen. You fat autistic shit breathers always want your Weiner Schnitzel and Prezel and Bier wherever you go on holidays, be it in Thailand, Morocco, Egypt, Vietnam - it doesn't fucking matter. You always expect the host countries to adapt to you and suck your dick.
Get fucked to death by Muhammad.

Nobody even mentioned "southern".

Some yank shite.

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That's caramelised, you thick twat. The pictures are straight up burnt. Burnt food tastes terrible to anyone with a palate that encompasses more than chicken nuggets covered in ketchup.

You're easily the most pathetic fuck in this thread. You need to finish puberty before posting again.

>Complaining about low quality mystery meat sticks makes you a snob

I know it's the bigotry of low expectations, but Americans never fail to disappoint.

You mean football

>Tries poor quality food to be nice
>Doesn't like it
>He is now labelled all that crap you just spat out
Americans are truly pathetic.

>you germans are cucks gettin fucked by muslim shitkins and niggers because you let them into your country and stomp your culture
>you germans always go abroad and shit on their culture and people and expect them to adapt to you

calm down kid, you're not making any sense and your shit's all over the place
this is a food and cooking board, your playgrounds are somewhere else:

now go

>american
>education

come on now, you know you can only pick one

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I went and got the food. now I just need to get someone to fix it.

>he doesn't add avocado to his hotdogs!

it makes perfect sense you autistic Kraut.

>anything within 20 miles of the sea. Two tiny strips of USA, one each side

which contain almost all major cities and metropolitan areas of the country

the humanity should look for a way to push the andes until chile is covered by the sea
disgusting subhumans

Go away, butthurt argaytino