>be me >amerlard >go to mcdonalds as I have my daily midnight munchies and they are open 24/7 >go up to cashier >hello what would you like to order >uhm, i'll have... 2 whoppers, 2 large fries, some mcnuggets t-thanks >what would you like to drink? >sweat pouring down my face like niagra falls >girl cashier is looking right at me, if i order normal coke will she think im a fatty fucktubs? >d-diet coke please >she smirks, her eyes suggesting 'thats what they all pick' >gotta watch that diabeetus she says as she gives me a little headnod >waddle to my seat, filled with shame >finish eating, go back to cashier as I'm still hungry >can i get a mcflurry and whopper to go please >wobble my way out of the dining salon
life as a american, can be very hard
Hudson Jenkins
>whopper >mcdonalds
Jordan Brooks
Do fatty's really do this?
Jayden Collins
>not hardees >whopoer >mcmonalds
Daniel Torres
Defiantly not American, the lobby closes at a certain time. I won't tell you what time, you would know being an American, after all. Obsessed.
John Reyes
I know that feel OP. The good news is you can sue for harassment. I did, and instead of dealing with the lawsuit I now get free food from my local McDonald's. I go multiple times a day, and none of the employees have ever been rude to me since.
Kayden Martin
Do you get unlimited free food?
Eli Torres
>not getting two drinks so they think all of the food is for two people
Joshua Martin
>McDonalds >Whopper I hate how I immediately noticed this incongruency.
Anthony Miller
Having recently evolved from my NEET status and gotten a job, midnight food runs are less common. With that said, I'm more of a Taco Bell or BK guy after midnight.
