Be me

>be me
>amerlard
>go to mcdonalds as I have my daily midnight munchies and they are open 24/7
>go up to cashier
>hello what would you like to order
>uhm, i'll have... 2 whoppers, 2 large fries, some mcnuggets t-thanks
>what would you like to drink?
>sweat pouring down my face like niagra falls
>girl cashier is looking right at me, if i order normal coke will she think im a fatty fucktubs?
>d-diet coke please
>she smirks, her eyes suggesting 'thats what they all pick'
>gotta watch that diabeetus she says as she gives me a little headnod
>waddle to my seat, filled with shame
>finish eating, go back to cashier as I'm still hungry
>can i get a mcflurry and whopper to go please
>wobble my way out of the dining salon

life as a american, can be very hard

>whopper
>mcdonalds

Do fatty's really do this?

>not hardees
>whopoer
>mcmonalds

Defiantly not American, the lobby closes at a certain time. I won't tell you what time, you would know being an American, after all. Obsessed.

I know that feel OP. The good news is you can sue for harassment. I did, and instead of dealing with the lawsuit I now get free food from my local McDonald's. I go multiple times a day, and none of the employees have ever been rude to me since.

Do you get unlimited free food?

>not getting two drinks so they think all of the food is for two people

>McDonalds
>Whopper
I hate how I immediately noticed this incongruency.

Having recently evolved from my NEET status and gotten a job, midnight food runs are less common. With that said, I'm more of a Taco Bell or BK guy after midnight.

Heres how the rest of this thread will go.
>What the fuck OP Mcdonalds doesn't serve whoppers
>hahaha amerifats actually know what is on the menu on mcdonalds
>300 replies
This board needs to be nuked from orbit.

>Implying they don't spit on your food

>wobble my way out of the dining salon
this is the biggest alarm bell right here, if you were truly American you'd have a mobility scooter

So is this a "bait"?

Does anyone else think sonic is rip off?

>go to mcdonalds at 7am after a party
>try to order some nuggets
>dont serve them until 11
>buy an egg sandwhich
>drop half the egg outside

overall 6/10

Overpriced af. Dosent help they are franchises that can set whatever price.

>go to Carl's Jr dining salon
>there's a deal I can't refuse: free shower with order of 20 piece McNuggets
>finish eating McNuggets and head to shower room
>shower attendant is a black guy
>know he'll make fun of my white penis, silently in his mind
>shower anyway to not look racist. Plus I got really messy using the honey mustard hose

>le ebin falseflag

Yea for that level of food the prices issYggg say foo wh way too high!!

Why d you fucking care about what others think about you if you're asking for something that IS on the menu?
people would think stuff about you if you asked for used frying oil