It's been a while

never forget to keep your oil stone cold before adding the food you want to fry

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Now I can see why Americans give up on cooking and just eat fast food.

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But..... how!?

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IM SO PISSED THIS FAT FUCK CAN STOMACH THIS SHIT AND IM HERE DEALING WITH HEARTBURN AT 153 LBS
LIFE ISN'T FAIR

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damn something that actually looks pretty good

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>pulling at that strand of white like the massive goober he is

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did he boil the hell out of that chocolate?

looks like the fat completely separated from the solids (cocoa, milk, sugar).

At least you're not diabetic and morbidly obese.

Right? And fast food is far more delicious than eating this stuff at home!

This one actually made me kek

Who here /okherewego/

Does the hubcap give it extra flavor wtf

kek

Kill yourself

mods mods mods

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this one triggered me more than anything else he's done before
maybe because I thought I've seen all his garbage already, I dunno
fuck this guy

is this a cartoon show, why does he keep showing the egg to the camera after each attempt...

Ja/ck/ is a living meme

I never thought I could see so many things completely bungled in such a short, simple activity, but here we are.

Oh hey this looks actually edibl-

>mayonaise

So long as he minced the meat right before prep, there's literally nothing wrong with that at all.

Of course he didn't do that

He cut his thumb on the heel of the knife while changing his grip/hand position. I have to admit that has happened to me, too. Modern bolsterless knives may be a lot lighter and easier to sharpen, but they also make stuff like that possible.

Sorry I'm new here. Is this all the same guy? Is this a deliberate gimmick or is he genuinely this awful

Just watch some of his videos on Youtube (Cooking with Jack). Here are some classics: Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, Bison Burgers and Tacos, anything with "Lazy Man" in the title, SALAD NIGHT.

what a moron

don't forget about the product reviews. pretty much every one is:

>fuck up by not reading the directions or using common sense
>never take responsibility and instead blame the product

also there's a sortbydislikes website so you can find his most hated vids.

Damn he disabled ratings on his newer videos because he got too butthurt.

youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc

Why is that egg so damn slimey and why can't he for once crack it like a normal person

What the fuck

Some sort of cake assembled by a gorilla

Is he trying to marinate that chicken with a newtonian liquid?

...my god.

forgot about his jack on the go intro music.

youtube.com/watch?v=9zYCuuS96bk

*non newtonian

it is somewhat endearing what a self righteous douche he is on the daily

>Cheesecake filling

Is that fucking molasses?

It can never be long enough between one jackthread and the next

SINCE I COULD

why are there so many ja/ck/ threads right now

i'm not complaining. but did the faggot mod finally kys himself?

He was supposed to marinate it first and flour it second, by he thought he'd save some time by combining a few steps of the recipe.

seemed like a good idea on paper

His juicy thumb really makes it perfect

That's not how non newtonian fluids work. That's just some really thick liquid-going-solid he calls a marinade.

>Just flicks the pork fat off camera

I always wonder if that piece of fat is still in his kitchen behind something, dehydrated with hairs and dust stuck in it.

It's a corn starch based breading. Don't know what he's making, but when I made General Tso's chicken at home, it was a little difficult to work with, just like that. Only thing is I used to play with a mix of corn starch and water when I was a kid after I learned about non-Newtonian fluids in 4th or 5th grade science class.

Meant to follow that up with, "so after my experience with non-Newtonian fluids, it was a little easier for me than him to work with such a batter".

>tfw Ja/ck/ thread
>tfw you're in Ja/ck/'s joosy embrace

>It's so hairy, we made a hot one! Look! There it is!

Is he seriously plating this on a dirty fucking towel in the bedroom or some shit?

In the kitchen but it is a dirty towel

Notice his phone is in the fucking empty meat package getting covered in bacteria.

ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL

This is so lazy, Jack.jfc

>that gesture five seconds in that screams "Uh wow there must be something wrong with this bottle, it's so stupid and poorly designed"

Jack has to have a sub-100 IQ.

It's part of his romantic dinner video for getting laid. I'm serious. Someone in the comments said if any man presented that to her she would just leave.

I think so too. The under-bite doesn't help.

IS THIS REE-REE RELATED FROM DARKSYDEPHIL?!

she's a pretentious liar, and if she did actually leave then Jack probably did the guy a favor

So kind of like a non Newton Ian fluid.

Explain this to me: why would you not open a bottle with a bottle opener?

see

1. It's a twisty top, a lot of companies want that old bottle cap look appearance for aesthetic sake, but it's just a twist off top.

2. this is what happens when jack just uses a bottle opener.

>"I told you we would get here."

>Y-you too

is this from dr phil?

When I first started seeing these I thought it was funny how he's consistently such a moronic buffoon and how he completely lacks self-awareness. Now he just makes me angry.

>Heaping tablespoon
>Nearly half a cup

AAAAAAAAA