Hello this is Chef John from FOOD wishes dot come wiiiiith

eggplant bacon

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Chef John will bless you with delicious food and healthy living but only if you type "CAYENNE RHYMES IMPROVE LIFESPAN TIMES" in this thread

I have no idea what this guy's voice sounds like

His tomato bisque and mocha pots de creme are both special

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*red letter media theme plays*

truly a G

>scrapes fork on crispy fried surface

They're both on the royalty-free music grind

Chef John does everything he can for you to experience his food without actually letting you taste it