Ctrl F sip

>ctrl F
*ctrl+F
Lurk moar, newfag.

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You're that dumb iphone poster posting Kermit in like 3 other threads right now, aren't you?

Not as embarrassing as you are to your family.

Wasn't me.

Nope.
Retard.

Ultra Blue rn

This. Monster and Rockstar taste like urine.

Retard.

>Press F to pay respects to the best sip that once was

A shame they discontinued it. I still have one can for a special occasion

it gud.

ayyyyyyyy. where can you buy a case with those?

Got it at BJ's wholesale.

Nos is good but I'm disappointed that I can't find many of their other flavors anymore. Pic related.

Monster and Red Bull both have this awful aftertaste that I hate.

Much prefer my Full Throttle.

I got hooked on these because I used to work at a gas station that sold them and I'd drink four a night on my midnight shifts.

ty user

too tart for me
decent cherry flavor as far as energy drinks go, though

for me, it's the Ultra Blue, the best Monster Energy diet flavor

The one true sip. All others are for neckbearded manchildren who need monumental levels of sugar to exist (like giant gay hummingbirds)

posting unchallenged best energy drink

Time to overdose on caffeine?

to be fair most monster energy drinks are sugar free

GOAT coming through

JK this was awful

Had a business sip today

this made me look up japanese monster energy
found this
youtube.com/watch?v=UaViKZ_o0Ps
some japanese reviewbrah
>mfw 4.2 million subs

For me it is Pipeline Punch.

>drinking the liquid fedora

If it has calories, it's not a true Sip. Get it right

But...it's got mutha-fuggin GOJI berries!

...yeah, terrible.

its called Ripper now but its not as good as what M-80 used to be

US Army fags will understand the pain.

monster has obviously mastered soft drink flavor profiles

why is there no caffeine free monster zero line?

I'm still mad that he abandoned his beatboxing channel to become japanese pewdiepie

gimme that rehab iced tea/lemonade sip

Just having me a patrician sip

Shit man I work at a BJ's and we don't sell those

I'd sooner trust an Austrian over an American on matters on anti-semitism

That very first sip of the day.

Kek.

I'm a huge Steven Seagal fan and used to exclusively drink that even though it was disgusting. It was only 99 cents a can at Walmart.

>>My nig

I like Rockstar sugar free. Doesn't taste like cough syrup, buck a can, more caffiene.

>want to sip
>diabetic
>sugar free sips taste like piss

HELP

This is probably my favourite; I like how it tastes kind of like a raspberry cola.

My second choices are the Rockstar blue (allegedly acai flavour), Monster Ripper (orange/mango?) or Monster The Doctor (citrus)

The new Lewis Hamilton flavour is rubbish and tastes like just mixed San Pellagrino blood orange, original Monster, and water.

Lucozade Solstis was interesting and strange, and when mixed with Blavod black vodka turned strangely green.

the more you reply, the more brain cells i lose

(Still mentally)14 year old monster kids are old enough to post now?

learn to drink black coffee, dummy

I genuinely like the taste of it, which I hate myself for but I can't change.

I'd love it if they did a caffeine and sugar free version.

Mah nigga. We had those on the USS Truman and USS Eisenhower. It was a hot commodity that could be traded for supplies, favors, tobacco, etc.

I can't find bottles like this anymore, where did they go?

>sip
Is this how milleniels refer to energy drinks?

And yet, they both taste like garbage

This is the best one hard to find, but amazing.

>Mom bought me a ton of Monster Javas and I drank them all

Enjoy your bans, you need to be over 18 to post here.

this

energy drinks were for the spaz kid who ate by himself in the corner of the cafeteria and wore all black.

coffee and tea is fine but they dont do it for me.

Charged citrus rules

Post rare retro sips.

Pic related got me through highschool. What a kick it had!

>sip
Why does everybody want to speak like black people?
It's embarrassing.

when you dip i dip we dip haha i love rap

my dad hates it tho

dab! xD

*inhale vape*
*exhale mad cloudz*
bruh.....
*inhale*
bruh like man why you so mean to your bros
*exhale PHAT cloud*

thats where the sipping REALLY happens

I prefer the zero line, so something akin to a slightly watered down pipeline would be perfect.

I worked where they can monster ama

Its new so give the distribution chain some time. Only started production in Feb.

Degenerate.

what's your fav monster variety

those aren't that bad

I only drink liquidized McChickens

anyone buy monster in bulk?

a european nationalist vs american liberal elites

Just ordered a case of this. Black cherry is my favorite flavor.

Just having a /worksip/

Does anyone here actually like plain ol Red Bull? I do.

I respect you wagecucks sometimes when you make the correct choices in your food and drink

t. Fuller

the only correct answer

How pleb am I for liking Absolutely Zero?

top notch stuff here, too bad almost nobody sells it

I personally like the zero line, the others are just a tad too strong for my liking.

Yeah I almost always just get the regular little can. The blue ones good too and I'd get it more if it came in the little can.

What was a work day like?

Nobody likes that shit.
Absolute Zero is the patricians sip

Standard production line/factory type job.
Various different roles, but I was on the packaging line. Most of it was automated but still needed to be babysat or watched over. Think like making sure the cans were being coded, and moving down the line, watching for jams or bad packaging

Full time employees usually had 12 hr shifts (6am -6pm) 3-4 days a week.

I was a summer temp so they more or less let me work as many days as I wanted beyond that. It was far beyond glamorous, but I made almost double min wage so it felt worth it at the time.

>poverty sips

lol who cares

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