Too drunk to drive

Pretty much everywhere delivers in NYC. And the sad thing is they don't even need to because you can walk/subway ride anywhere you need to.

>lives in NYC
>orders McDonald's of all things for delivery

Nigga, no one is mad you have poor taste. How dumb can you be to live in one of the best cities in the world for food yet order fast food that flyovers consider part of their weekly intake?

Unless you're too drunk to navigate crowded sidewalks, like OP.

Did you miss the part about EBT? He's broke, nigga.

The McDonald's in Hyde Park, NY (my former college town) is the busiest restaurant there, 2 miles down the road from the Culinary Institute of America. EVERYONE likes McDonald's.

Kinda hard to miss these signs, I don't use EBT though.

You ain't my Pa.

DUI is a felony in the states. driving 15mph over the speed limit is a felony as well. THey admitted to it, that is the only evidence required.

They won't even let you walk through the drivethru, I've tried. Do they want people to drive drunk?

Prove they weren't lying or if they weren't when they committed said offense.