What's your opinion on english cuisine? this is a typical lunch plate you'd get at a cafe...

It's Scottish, thundercunt.

Reme to report these threads and move on.

What?

I can tell you're a terrible cook.

Nothing in the world can top a parmo.

That's chicken permission you damn fool

Bongs don't have cuisine. Just fodder.

Literally the worst food in the world.

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OBSESSED

English food can be very nice. You all just like to post memes.

I had pic related in the pub the other day.

and what, exactly, is "pic related"?

Roast pork, mashed potato, two roast potatoes, a ball of stuffing, a yorkshire pudding, and shredded parsnip and carrot.

Out of the picture is a plate with cabbage, carrots, and swede.

Then why did you steal your language from the French?

We didn't steal our language from the French, retard.

Bongs were conquered by the French, they didn't steal it, they had it forced upon them.
Kind of like how the USA is increasingly using Ebonics and Spanish I guess, that's what happens when you get taken over.

op here, today i had dinner at a pub in swindon

it is pasty x2, spring onion, cisps, choc biscuit, ketchup. as delicious, dont really get the hate of english cuisine

forgot pic

This is really poor shitposting. If you're going to pretend something came from a pub at least make it look like a pub table, not what is clearly a desk.

>pasty x2, spring onion, cisps, choc biscuit, ketchup. as delicious, dont really get the hate of english cuisine
On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you right now?

Maybe he brought his desktop PC to the pub.

>omracer
Just outed yourself, tumblr fag.

Pretentious bullshit

Anglos dine on aryan blood

Tastes good though. Also it's actually very down to earth and was served in a generic pub on merseyside.

But that was 1000 years ago.

I don't think any one asked the chickens permission

I know Oreos are American but mayo and Nutella? Are you trolling or do you have something to back up those claims?

Do you animals actually eat this slop?

This actually looks pretty good

It's someone who isn't British pretending.

I'm English, these are my dishes.
The person who posted pickled onions with ketchup, crisps and a cookie is obviously baiting.

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is this a clever ruse? that looks terrible

As cuisine, it's not that good.
As guilty pleasure food, it's pretty damn strong. Bongs gotta have something to eat after they plaster themselves with beer after all.

Fucking hilarious thread my guys op you a god

Britards prefer to drink their beer warm, those fucking subhumans

>realise omracer muted me on Twitter

Motherfucker.

Pic very fucking related

Mayo is of frog origin.

Yes, you can get wonderful food in England. The issue is that almost none of it is of English origin. England colonized a lot of places with great food and brought it back to the island. The per-colonial national delicacy was "assorted boiled meats".

Oi mate, it was the British people that invented mayo! Look it up bruv!

Manchester lol

This is what Americans believe.

Got a map?

Yes

>that jagged uneven mess of highways with that pathetic distribution of avenues
No wonder traffic in the UK is at a constant standstill

Yeah I'd hate to live there too

We still use roman roads

English wine is some of the best in the world, having won in all categories, in all major tastings and contests.

Not only did we invent wine here in the south of England, we also established it as a lstaple accompaniment to fine dining!

English food is great, I don't even care how much of a pleb it makes me.

Wetherspoons for life

>someone makes fun of Britain
>instead of jocularly returning the shitflinging just goes on to self-proclaim completely unfounded superiority
You Nigels are becoming the new pajeets