My wife's girlfriend is coming over to dinner tomorrow. What would be a good 3 course meal for this opportunity?

My wife's girlfriend is coming over to dinner tomorrow. What would be a good 3 course meal for this opportunity?

your wife's vagina heh

Salad
Savory crepes
Some froo-froo dessert (buy, don't bake)
You better throw back a Viagra and hope your wife's gf isn't on the rag

>My wife's girlfriend is coming over to dinner tomorrow

wtf's the difference. You're all vegans anyways.

steamed clams
pasta puttanesca
tiramisu for dessert

Why is there always more buns than weiners?

*Steamed Hams

Gee Bill, your weiner gets two buns?

>tfw no halal gf

Fuck off /sp/

salad, quiche, cupcakes
good luck

SERVE THEM YOUR DICK

She's from a Lebanese Christian family. If she was Muslim, her family probably would've killed her.

1 do a nice salad, maybe something with walnuts and apples
2 tarragon and cream chicken on rice with asparagus and carrots
3 cook some horseradish mashed potatoes and some beef medallions or something do NOT forget wine. 2 bottles
4 get laid

>leaves porn
>fixes her tits
>taking pictures like this
Stupid whore.

You are just as much of a cuck

Coming from a guy who actually had a threesome with his wife and her best friend... You make one of them cook just pay for it.

I will never forgive her. literally GOD TIER deepthroat skills, cute and just an overall SLUT.

then she leaves the porn industry because she's tired of being called frankentits...only to fix the ONLY negative thing people had to say about her.

wot how did she fix them?

>actually had a threesome with his wife and her best friend

Which one was the best? And I mean, uh, at cooking.

kek

Under-rated.

My wife is better and the better cook. I'm just the guy who put meat on the menu.

lol

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>My wife's son is coming over to dinner tomorrow. What would be a good 3 course meal for this opportunity?
FTFY