Why do nü-males love vegetables so much?

Why do nü-males love vegetables so much?

phytoestrogens and virtue signaling

Mesclun salad with roasted meat(s) or duck confit is my absolute favorite meal.

Europe has dire meat shortages so big companies run massive ad campaigns normalizing mass consumption of fruit/veggies. Euroshits are either so ignorent of this crisis or are actively playing along with the misinformation campaign that they frequently feel the need to post "do Americans really eat meat with every meal" and "why don't Americans eat fruits and vegetables?"

In reality, our diet is much healthier because we only eat fruit/veggies when we crave those nutrients but a vast number of European families actually feed their kids entire meals of majority or even entirly vegedables/fruit.

because many of them are vegans or vegetarians or try to present themselves as "modern" and "with a feminine side"
admittedly you're even worse if you never eat vegetables. it's unhealthy, plebby and childish as fuck. shows that you most likely can't cook for shit too

that's bound to get a few (you)s

That's one of the dumbest things I have ever read and I am lurking since 2012. Well played mate. .

Because white people can afford to eat meat every day and that's racist

>implying those faggots like OP who brag about being le manly carnivores aren't also virtue signaling

t.feminized nu-male

>Why do nü-males love vegetables so much?

From hippies, to beatnicks, to male femminists...

Ever since the beginning of time, men will say whatever it takes to get women to gargle our balls and swallow our loads.

So, yes. If I have to eat a kale salad for some dumb white bitch to give me anal, then I'm a fucking vegetarian or whatever.

>not eating your vegetables

Are you a child?

>putting on a front just to get laid
This is why you're still a virgin

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>a butt gave me a boner therefore everyone is gay except me
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> delusional girl who thinks men actually care about their "issues"

Just whip out your tits and ass, sweetie.

I fucking love Veeky Forums sometimes.

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Can you do on that just says "That's a paddlin" ?

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>EVERYONE IS GAY EXCEPT FOR ME

okay...

Yup, delivard.

Condescending feminists impugn the masculine and intellectual capacities of their male peer by saying that exact thing.

Alson "hun" "honey" "who hurt you" etc etc etc.

oh honeybun...

With lobes like that, this butt should be grand nagus.

>star wars shit
/tv/

This is on the same level as those sorority initiations where they make the pledge sit on a was of toilet paper and watch lesbian porn and if the paper gets wet they have to eat it.

This is just an excuse for gay boys to safely indulge in their homoerotic fantasies.

>So, yes. If I have to eat a kale salad for some dumb white bitch to give me anal, then I'm a fucking vegetarian or whatever.

this. /thread

This
/Thread

Do Americans really believe this

oh shnookums, is my widdle baby waby bootie butt bothered?

hi, i've been gone for a long time. what is a nü-male?

>they make the pledge sit on a wad of toilet paper and watch lesbian porn and if the paper gets wet they have to eat it.
That's kind of hot.

My father, who grew up working on a farm and is the furthest from nu-male that I can imagine, always told me to eat my vegetables. So I did and I do.
So go fuck yourself, you fat /pol/-memeing fuck.

why are /pol/tards usually dumb, fat and emotionally immature?

they can taste pretty good and are good for us

A conditioned pathological fear of reproach, even from strangers on the internet in an anonymous environment.

High estrogen servile males that cling to 2000s hipster culture because they perceive it as socially / morally correct.

>listening to your parents
>parents are boomers
nu male as fuck

I honestly can't tell if these people are trolling or just biologically ignorant

Why do nu-males worship Ron Swanson and define their hurr masculinity by eating meat?

It's the most cringeworthy modern dietary meme. I see you ants with nogainz walking out of the local hipster coffee shop whining to your friends about how they didn't cater to your MUH PALLLEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Personally, I thought parks & rec was shit

Daily reminder it's still gay even if you're ironic about being gay.

lord you are a crazy one, obsessed much

Lurk more faggot

Fuck off to

Thats the thing, I've been here for years.

It's just, I don't know anymore

I'd be happy to give you anal even if you served me nothing butt potatoes.

>Ever since the beginning of time, men will say whatever it takes to get women to gargle our balls and swallow our loads.

This is the only correct answer.

>why are /pol/tards usually dumb, fat, have the mental capacity of 2 year old toddlers and emotionally immature?

Because they don't eat vegetables.

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Enjoy your ban, fur fag.

I'm sorry you never knew your father

Because an all-meat diet will fucking destroy you unless you're a farm worker or some high-activity physical shit.

even fudds eat potatoes with their meat

nobody on earth does 100% protein diet even the ron swanson worshipers

That's bullshit. It won't destroy you but I agree you will die sooner. But destroy is harsh. An all vegetable diet would have it's drawbacks as well.

probably because they taste good idk

I don't think cat girls count as furry

Tell me about all your advanced cooking methods with vegetables

I usually only eat meat with one meal out of the day, if that. I try to skip it more and more. I've found I feel much better, my energy levels are up, and my shits go much smoother.

The bonus is that when I do make meats, I tend to give them extra care and attention, and I'm much more likely to spring for higher quality cuts.

>ignorent
>vegedables
1/10 for making me reply.

>Personally, I thought parks & rec was shit

Come on, man. Swanson is a hyper-exaggerated character; don't let the hipsters ruin the show because of their worship of one character.

>cat girl
>girl

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>Enjoy your ban, fur fag.
>>nya.

>not wanting smooth poops

Because having fibers and using fillers is a pretty normal thing when on a budget for the most part. Can't think of a time where we didn't have veggies on the side or in a dish to go the extra mile, especially in cultures where the vegetable is almost the main dish or the bulk of the dish anyway.

>this guy again

I dunno if I'd call it "virtue signaling", technically. But I assume you're calling it out as the same basic shit, in the sense that it's a way of trying to convince other guys they're tough boys because they're picky about veggies and have a limited diet.

Kinda like how kids try to display toughness by bragging about the metal bands they like in high school.

You earned this (You), user.

>being alt-right
kys!

Hitler was a vegan though. Politics have nothing to do with this discussion though.

hitler wasn't a vegan you dumb shit
he quit meat for a few years and even that can't be fully verified

>wasn't vegan
>stopped eating animal products for a few years

No one is born vegan.

>mfw Hitler was a trashy SJW Bohemian hippy almost a century before you were

vegetarian, not vegan
jesus christ

>mfw the assblasted alt-right even admits their hero Hitler was a fucking vegan.

Similar to when their philosophical mouthpiece, Spencer, has to request a black female to escort him away from a diminutive SJW jewish gril, lol.

same thing ingrid

>why do nu-males love dietary meal staples that've been in domestication for thousands of years

Let me guess, for you it's the McChicken?

What the fuck happened to Veeky Forums over the past 2 years?

more evolved

Why does Roy love pizza so much?

What do old-males like?

New users seeking validation via food.

steak and pork chops

They love artisan bread too. Its all from yurps and their sour grapes over having no affordable meat.

>no good food so fool self into thinking shit food for serfs is good food

Everyone in this thread is gonna have heart disease when they reach their 30s

CAFO meat is shit tho

quality >>>>>> quantity

you fat fuck

>being this jealous of Hitler.

The alt-Right is led by faggots, jews and trannies. Nothing more than controlled opposition for the left by the MSM.

Seriously what the fuck DOESN'T contain estrogen according to you spergs

>people are born vegetarian

>being this much of a cucked numale
I guess when the estrogen gets to you, you at least might be cute~! :3

here, have a (you)

They're just subtly shilling for the estrogen antidote drink some snake oil conman came up with and is advertising on right wing AM talk shows. That audience of retards will buy anything that fits into their conspiracy narrative.

IPA, fast food hamburgers, islay single malt, and MREs

>eating kale to get a girl to GIVE you anal

>veggies are now nu-male


so this...is...the power...of...americans...woah...

catgirl (male)

Long story short, there's been an ongoing effort by liberals to placate the masses through feminization. It's the same reason they neuter dogs. These mentally ill scumbags know that by removing their testosterone production, they are easier to control and this is obviously also true for humans. Notice how every woman is expected to hop on estrogen replacement therapy post menopause but all of a sudden it's somehow a hate crime if a man wants testosterone replacement therapy.

>all of a sudden it's somehow a hate crime if a man wants testosterone replacement therapy.
What in the actual fuck

Do you use Temple OS?

Everyone on this board believes in dietary woo because it's cool and chique to avoid le mainstream in 2017 on Veeky Forums. Everything mainstream = cuck. If you believe gravity exists you're le cuck loooool

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>not realizing how cringeworthy you people actually are

More accurate

>same reason they neuter dogs.

You silly fuck. They neuter dogs because they are aware a German Shepard will impregnate a Miniature Poodle and the bitch will produce offspring that no one wants. Similar to humans, tbqh.