Red v White Pizza Sauce

I suspect this thread shows up all the fucking time, BUT:

Red vs. White Pizza.

I'm going to be trying to put together a pizza this weekend for some buddies I'm hoping to have sex with. Which sauce path should I follow?

Eat a bullet instead and don't forget to take your faggot buddies out too :^)

Red sauce 100%. I live in a city obsessed with white sauce, and they'll never convert me. That acidic kick goes wonderfully with cheese and bread, keeping every bite balanced and interesting. White sauce is delicious too, but damn is it exhausting to eat more than one slice.

Best of luck with whatever sauce and intercourse futures are in store for you, pizza-bro!

Holy shit! Do retards actually put a cream sauce on pizza? How fat would you have to be to think of that?

pizzas are just less-butter-in-crust pies at this point

Red is what I was leaning towards as well, basically for all the reasons you mentioned. I've had some great slices of white sauce pizza, but it's quickly taxing. The only reason I entertained the option was the potential of surprising guests with a more novel pizza experience. Thanks!

I'm still curious to hear other people's thoughts on the subjects.

Red because normalfags

White bc I have acid reflux.

Both are delicious and pair with their own toppings. Chicken is great on Alfredo pizza, but things like peperoni or sausage don't go very well in my experience.

I like to mix a little white with my red