Cooking with Satan

cheesecake

cleaning with nothing

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>NIN
I remember when I was 13. This your first time cooking without mommy's help, champ?

>not knowing NINfag.
This your first time on the internet without mommy's help?

i was a better cook than my mom when i was 13.

put your nametag back on faggot

take that nametag off cocksucker, i know you're the other guy

You showed me. Off you go, kiddo.

Shut up you jealous fucking detractor, Im sick of little punks like you soiling my online rep.

>le Veeky Forums celebrity
Get a fucking trip if you're such a gigantic faggot.

what other person are you talking about, faggot?

Stop impersonating me on the internet faggot.

I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

hahaha. funny
post a pic then :p

Pretty Cake Machine

GUYS QUIT IT IM GONNA LOSE ALL MY Veeky Forums CRED

Ekaceseehc gnikcuf eht em wohs.

eat my fucking ass you stupid cunt, it'll be ready when it's ready.

I understood that reference ;^)

the real satan posts pics. and there is another tell as well.

al/ck/ thread slow tonight, eh?

Alright guys, Satan here. I'm adopting a secure trip to get rid of all these fucking imposters.

chicago style cheesecake

chill

fuck off fuck off fUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OIFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>another tell as well

Poverty?

Oh hell yes. That's some deep dish 'ke right there!

>tfw you will never have a NIN food processor

Wish there was something real, wish there was something true

what the fuck is going on in this thread.

This fucking cheesecake-eating poverty-stricken fat edgy NIN-listening faggot is pretending to be me.

can i have some cheesecake? i haven't eaten in 17 hours.

not poverty stricken

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>calls someone else a faggot
>while wearing trips

typical trip fag behavior

Well? Update? Was the cheesecake good Satan? What did you top it with?

its so good it doesnt need toppings

breakfast

what kind of eggs are those?

it's melted cheese

Is that more of that scrap bacon? I would eat that if you cooked it a little more.

>online rep

sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>>/reddit/

That post, and tho one, are hardcore false flag ops meant to discredit our nontripfagging dark lord.

>being so new that you are confused about obvious shit

Im a huge faggot and I sucked 17 cocks yesterday

>NIN on a fucking mixer
I bet you are a 99/10 fag on a scale of 1-10.

>nine inch nails (the band)

did they taste good?

NIN sticker on a blender

ye

i have that same kitchen scale lmao

I would respect Satan's threads so much more if he had a proper non-meme name and a mixer without a gay band sticker.

take it back fucker

I agree with the meme name part, but the mixer sticker is literally how we know nin mixer dude. (NMD)

Satan's unofficial nickname that I bestowed upon him a few days ago is NMD.

It's his trademark. And we all have to admit, NIN had a time in the spot light where it was fully not gay to like NIN and those times were awesome.

'go 'ake

Go back to /reddit/

Because it's so important to make yourself known on an anonymous imageboard. Fucking kill yourself.

OP, i like your posts, but could you post the ingredients/recipe along while you cook?

Creating fully righteous and identifiable OC is the only way to really brand yourself around here - or make lasting connections with people (besides being a faggot ass tripfag)

But you wouldn't know anything about that OC stuff would you?

Lurk more, friend.

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this aint bad for $6